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    Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

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    SEDONA, AZ—Having admitted to growing somewhat apart recently, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft departed for a three-day spa getaway Wednesday in an attempt to rekindle their strained relationship, sources close to the pair confirmed. “There’s been a lot of tension between us lately, and we felt it was important to get away from our hectic lives and spend some time just focusing on us,” said Goodell, adding that a few days of couples hot-stone massages, side-by-side aromatherapy pedicures, and herbal facials would help recapture the happiness and intimacy they initially felt after first meeting.




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    We are not Buffalo, We are not Miami. We are the Steelers, we dont blow out teams, we cock tease for ratings and keep games close.

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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    That's gay.

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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Awwwww poor Bobby Kraftgate** needs a getaway with Goodhell to rekindle their love affair. Get a room!

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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    They should have gone hog hunting or rode dirt bikes or even scuba diving in the Caribbean. Going to a spa with another dude would be the last thing on my list. Are they in the NFL or trying out for the figure skating circuit?
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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Quote Originally Posted by smokin3000gt View Post
    You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
    You mean The Onion isn't real?


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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Quote Originally Posted by smokin3000gt View Post
    You guys realize the article is satire right? (although probably not far off)
    Lol I was on Tapatalk on my phone and didn't look at the link or read the article . Probably Still true.

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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Quote Originally Posted by tube517 View Post
    Lol I was on Tapatalk on my phone and didn't look at the link or read the article . Probably Still true.

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    Don't feel bad, I missed that this was in the comedy sub forum
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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    lol. you guys am silly.


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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    they should start making an archive for people who read the onion and think its real
    Quote Originally Posted by XxKnightxX View Post
    We are not Buffalo, We are not Miami. We are the Steelers, we dont blow out teams, we cock tease for ratings and keep games close.

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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Quote Originally Posted by smokin3000gt View Post
    Don't feel bad, I missed that this was in the comedy sub forum
    Didn't notice that either. Maybe I should just stick to reading SU on my desktop lol

    I always look at unread posts only and don't really pay attention to subforums or links on the phone.



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    Re: Roger Goodell, Robert Kraft Attempt To Rekindle Relationship With Spa Getaway

    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Ward 86 View Post
    they should start making an archive for people who read the onion and think its real
    I think the fact that the story is perfectly plausible speaks volumes...


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