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Six Rings
01-07-2021, 12:39 PM
I'm talking about field goal attempts. There was a player on Kansas City who was 6'10" tall or something close to that that uses to jump up, and be able to deflect long field goals. Sure it didn't happen often, but it can. The NFL decided to ban goal tending and put a hefty 15 yard penalty for those that can do it. Personally I think it could add a little excitement to long field goal tries. As long as a player doesn't touch the goal post, let them try t block it!

Hawkman
01-07-2021, 03:11 PM
I'm talking about field goat attempts. There was a player on Kansas City who was 6'10" tall or something close to that that uses to jump up, and be able to deflect long field goals. Sure it didn't happen often, but it can. The NFL decided to ban goal tending and put a hefty 15 yard penalty for those that can do it. Personally I think it could add a little excitement to long field goal tries. As long as a player doesn't touch the goal post, let them try t block it!

You mean they kick goats? Animal rights people might have something to say about that.

Mojouw
01-07-2021, 03:26 PM
Nah. This is dumb. But...each team should get an extra game day roster spot. This spot is for a defensive field goal specialist. But instead of being a super tall dude that can goaltend FG's Dikembe Mutumbo style -- it is a small child or otherwise little person. Then you can have up to (but no more than) two of your other players toss this small human being at the ball in order to block the kick attempt. There will have to be some important language iron out to allow this type of multiple player "helping" but not over-ride existing rules against player assists.

86WARD
01-07-2021, 03:28 PM
Nah. This is dumb. But...each team should get an extra game day roster spot. This spot is for a defensive field goal specialist. But instead of being a super tall dude that can goaltend FG's Dikembe Mutumbo style -- it is a small child or otherwise little person. Then you can have up to (but no more than) two of your other players toss this small human being at the ball in order to block the kick attempt. There will have to be some important language iron out to allow this type of multiple player "helping" but not over-ride existing rules against player assists.

So basically recruiting would start at a dwarf tossing event to find both the tosser and the tossee?

Mojouw
01-07-2021, 03:50 PM
So basically recruiting would start at a dwarf tossing event to find both the tosser and the tossee?

Sure. Why not? Everyone needs work in this difficult economic times.

Hawkman
01-07-2021, 03:52 PM
Nah. This is dumb. But...each team should get an extra game day roster spot. This spot is for a defensive field goal specialist. But instead of being a super tall dude that can goaltend FG's Dikembe Mutumbo style -- it is a small child or otherwise little person. Then you can have up to (but no more than) two of your other players toss this small human being at the ball in order to block the kick attempt. There will have to be some important language iron out to allow this type of multiple player "helping" but not over-ride existing rules against player assists.

I’m sure there are some retired Cirque Du Soleil performers who might be helpful in this endeavor.

86WARD
01-07-2021, 05:37 PM
Sure. Why not? Everyone needs work in this difficult economic times.

Or what about those guys that flip
Each other up in the air and catch each other? Is that the same as cirque du soleil?

Hawkman
01-07-2021, 05:53 PM
Or what about those guys that flip
Each other up in the air and catch each other? Is that the same as cirque du soleil?

That’s the group!:thumbsup:

DesertSteel
01-07-2021, 06:19 PM
I'd prefer a well-timed pole vault.

86WARD
01-08-2021, 05:26 AM
I'd prefer a well-timed pole vault.

Now youíre just being ridiculous. Canít have a pole on the field or a hole in the ground to anchor said pole. I mean what kind of penalty will be called when the pole misses the hole and hits a player in the eye? Or worse...in the ass?

pa-ASS interference?

Mojouw
01-09-2021, 10:38 PM
Now youíre just being ridiculous. Canít have a pole on the field or a hole in the ground to anchor said pole. I mean what kind of penalty will be called when the pole misses the hole and hits a player in the eye? Or worse...in the ass?

pa-ASS interference?

Then we could have dudes whack other dudes Donatello style.

pczach
01-10-2021, 07:35 AM
I'd prefer a well-timed pole vault.



I have three questions.

1. Is this female pole vaulting?

2. Will they be scantily clothed?

3. If so, is there pay-per-view?

fansince'76
01-10-2021, 10:39 AM
You mean they kick goats? Animal rights people might have something to say about that.

How about mules that kick field goals?

https://alchetron.com/cdn/Gus-1976-film-images-9cef628d-d152-4ce0-aa80-a56b837049c.jpg

:chuckle:

pczach
01-10-2021, 10:46 AM
Maybe goats can play special teams?


https://media.giphy.com/media/qj2PmcYresyfS/giphy.gif

Mojouw
01-10-2021, 03:15 PM
I have three questions.

1. Is this female pole vaulting?

2. Will they be scantily clothed?

3. If so, is there pay-per-view?

You've clearly seen the same Australian Olympians I have.

Fire Goodell
01-11-2021, 08:39 PM
I'd prefer a well-timed pole vault.

With the 200th pick in the NFL draft... she'd look good in a Steeler uniform, jus sayin ;)

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/73/77/1a/73771ac344f1eb548ccfb0008d94882d--pole-vault-sports-pics.jpg

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Or what about those guys that flip
Each other up in the air and catch each other? Is that the same as cirque du soleil?

Why not make it so the only ones that can do the goal tending is the cheerleading squad, who toss eachother up to block the field goals. so cheerleaders can actually have an effect on the outcome of the game, you know, gender equality and all :chuckle:

86WARD
01-12-2021, 07:59 AM
Iím good with her...