****Her Fantasy Day****
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8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
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8:30 Weigh-in 2 lbs lighter than yesterday
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8:45 Breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; then open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
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9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
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10:00 Light workout at the club with handsome, funny, personal trainer
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10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry, and professional makeup application
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12:00 Lunch with best friend at a fashionable outdoor café
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12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notices she has gained 17 lbs
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1:00 Shopping with friends… unlimited credit
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3:00 Nap
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4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
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4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
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5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, prim and parade before full-length mirror
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7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners & dancers
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10:00 Hot shower… alone
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10:25 Get carried to bed… (Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
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10:30 Make Love… Just like in a romance novel
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11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
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11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
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****His Fantasy Day****
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6:00 Wake up to a fantastic blowjob already in progress
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6:15 Drink fresh, delicious coffee in bed while relaxing
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6:30 Have a massive, satisfying shit while checking out the sports, headlines & twitter on Smartphone
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7:00 Breakfast: chicken fried steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked and served by a nude, beautiful woman
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7:30 Limo arrives
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7:45 Drink premium vodka Bloody Mary en route to the airport
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8:15 Flight in personal Gulfstream Jet
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9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club (blow job en route)
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9:45 Play front nine at Augusta (2 under)
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11:45 Lunch: shrimp cocktail appetizer; fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, green beans, squash and corn bread; delicious peach cobbler for dessert; 3 beers.
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12:15 Blowjob
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12:30 Play back nine at Augusta (4 under)
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2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons en route)
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2:30 Private jet, Augusta to Nassau Bahamas (nap)
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3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with female, topless crew
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4:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
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5:00 Private jet back home (massage and hand job enroute)
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6:45 Shower and Shave
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7:00 Watch news: Barack Obama and Joe Biden resign… Ron Paul takes over interim Presidency
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7:30 Dinner: Lobster Newburg appetizers, 1966 Bordeaux, big juicy fillet mignon, followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of boobs
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9:00 Relax after dinner with Louis XIII DE Rémy Martin, Grande Champagne Cognac and Davidoff Double ‘R’ cigar, in front of a 73” TV
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10:00 Sex: Really great sex, the kind that leaves you sore and smiling the next day
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11:00 Relax in Jacuzzi while enjoying a nightcap
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11:45 Go to bed
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11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room
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11:55 Fall asleep, laughing
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