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  1. 06-25-2010 08:08 PM #1
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    Overheard at Hartsfield International:

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.

    Saudi Air: "Thank you, Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidels' runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Yemeni Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Yemeni Air: "Thank you, Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidels' runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC."

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

    Atlanta ATC: "Well, bless your hearts. And, praise Jesus. Y'all be careful, now, and tell Allah 'hey' for us…."
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    Re: Overheard at Hartsfield International:


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    Re: Overheard at Hartsfield International:

    Stay classy, leftnutz
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    Re: Overheard at Hartsfield International:

    Good one LOL
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  5. 06-28-2010 06:19 AM #5
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    Re: Overheard at Hartsfield International:

    nice!!



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