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    Y'all want a good laugh?

    This is how a former teacher of mine (and Eagles season ticket holder) ranked the NFL head coaches on his Facebook page... prepare to laugh your asses off.

    1. Belichick
    2. Ryan
    3. Payton
    4. Haley
    5. Whisenhunt
    6. Fox
    7. M. Smith
    8. Schwartz
    9. Reid
    10. Garrett
    11. Shanahan
    12. Jo. Harbaugh
    13. Spagnuolo
    14. Kubiak
    15. Ji. Harbaugh
    16. Carroll
    17. Rivera
    18. Shurmur
    19. Gailey
    20. McCarthy
    21. Lewis
    22. L. Smith
    23. Coughlin
    24. Frazier
    25. Munchak
    26. Turner
    27. Jackson
    28. Caldwell
    29. Del Rio
    30. Sparano
    31. Tomlin
    32. Morris

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    So I'm guessing he hates the Steelers because that is the only logical way to have him at 31...
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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    That list is messed up on so many levels.

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Quote Originally Posted by steeldevil View Post
    That list is messed up on so many levels.
    I literally blurted out "what the f*ck?!" when I first read it.

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    I think that the only reason someone could have for not having Tomlin in the top 5 is if that person says that he has not been coaching long enough to be top 5. I can buy that. Other than that, he has to be top 5.

    But that is not the only reason this list is awful...

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    5. Whisenhunt
    6. Fox
    LMFAO!!!

    Whisenhunt?

    The only thing Fox has ever won is a gum chomping contest.






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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Quote Originally Posted by HometownGal View Post
    LMFAO!!!

    Whisenhunt?

    The only thing Fox has ever won is a gum chomping contest.
    Fox has won an NFC Championship...

    And he has won multiple gum chomping contests....

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    1. Belichick - Cheating fraud
    2. Ryan - Really? His mouth is bigger than his coaching ability
    3. Payton - I would say he's top 5
    4. Haley - Seriously?
    5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?
    6. Fox - Good coach, but nothing special
    7. M. Smith - I can't even think of who this guy is
    8. Schwartz - He's moving up the list quickly, but I don't think he's top 8
    9. Reid - LMMFAO he can't manage a clock, unless it's when the buffet is closing
    10. Garrett - First year head coach, damn sure isn't top 10
    11. Shanahan - What has he done since 1998?
    12. Jo. Harbaugh - Fucking what? What's his record against Tomlin?
    13. Spagnuolo - He's very good, probably close to the right spot
    14. Kubiak - Um, he's never coached his team to the playoffs.
    15. Ji. Harbaugh - Fucking really? When was the last time a college coach ever came into the NFL and had success? Jimmy Johnson in the 90's
    16. Carroll - He won the weakest division in football with a .500 record. I could have done that
    17. Rivera - First year coach, we haven't seen shit from him yet. First year coaches don't belong in the top 1/2 of the list
    18. Shurmur - See above
    19. Gailey - Um what?
    20. McCarthy - Way too low, he's a Top 10 coach IMHO
    21. Lewis - Child please
    22. L. Smith - He's a top 15 coach
    23. Coughlin - He's probably 16th
    24. Frazier - Really?
    25. Munchak - Bullshit
    26. Turner - He should be lower
    27. Jackson - He's an Al Davis puppet
    28. Caldwell - Peyton Manning is the head coach of the Colts
    29. Del Rio - Will be out of a job after this year
    30. Sparano - He wouldn't even have a job if Jim Harbaugh was willing to go to Miami
    31. Tomlin - Top 3 coach, this is bullshit
    32. Morris - Wtf? He's a damn good coach, better than all the first year coaches

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Wow...


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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Quote Originally Posted by BigNastyDefense View Post
    1. Belichick - Cheating fraud
    2. Ryan - Really? His mouth is bigger than his coaching ability
    3. Payton - I would say he's top 5
    4. Haley - Seriously?
    5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?
    6. Fox - Good coach, but nothing special
    7. M. Smith - I can't even think of who this guy is
    8. Schwartz - He's moving up the list quickly, but I don't think he's top 8
    9. Reid - LMMFAO he can't manage a clock, unless it's when the buffet is closing
    10. Garrett - First year head coach, damn sure isn't top 10
    11. Shanahan - What has he done since 1998?
    12. Jo. Harbaugh - Fucking what? What's his record against Tomlin?
    13. Spagnuolo - He's very good, probably close to the right spot
    14. Kubiak - Um, he's never coached his team to the playoffs.
    15. Ji. Harbaugh - Fucking really? When was the last time a college coach ever came into the NFL and had success? Jimmy Johnson in the 90's
    16. Carroll - He won the weakest division in football with a .500 record. I could have done that
    17. Rivera - First year coach, we haven't seen shit from him yet. First year coaches don't belong in the top 1/2 of the list
    18. Shurmur - See above
    19. Gailey - Um what?
    20. McCarthy - Way too low, he's a Top 10 coach IMHO
    21. Lewis - Child please
    22. L. Smith - He's a top 15 coach
    23. Coughlin - He's probably 16th
    24. Frazier - Really?
    25. Munchak - Bullshit
    26. Turner - He should be lower
    27. Jackson - He's an Al Davis puppet
    28. Caldwell - Peyton Manning is the head coach of the Colts
    29. Del Rio - Will be out of a job after this year
    30. Sparano - He wouldn't even have a job if Jim Harbaugh was willing to go to Miami
    31. Tomlin - Top 3 coach, this is bullshit
    32. Morris - Wtf? He's a damn good coach, better than all the first year coaches
    I like this breakdown
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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    M. Smith is Atlanta coach Mike Smith. Very good coach and definitely among the best in the business. But for this douche to not only have Tomlin ranked 31st, but McCarthy ranked 20th after he led his team to a championship immediately disqualifies this "list."

    What a joke, and I can't believe I devoted this much bandwidth to that piece of shit.








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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Quote Originally Posted by X-Terminator View Post
    M. Smith is Atlanta coach Mike Smith. Very good coach and definitely among the best in the business. But for this douche to not only have Tomlin ranked 31st, but McCarthy ranked 20th after he led his team to a championship immediately disqualifies this "list."

    What a joke, and I can't believe I devoted this much bandwidth to that piece of shit.
    Ah, Mike Smith. I was drawing a blank. I'd say he's probably #10 then.

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Top 5 for me

    1.Bill Belichick...We must admit that it is one of the best coach of all time...c'mon, he has a record of 51-13 since 2007, which is incredible....Even if we hate, we must admit that it is an incredible coach.

    2.Mike Tomlin...43-21,5-2 in playoffs and 2 super bowl apparence

    3.Sean Payton

    4.Mike McCarthy

    5.Rex Ryan/Andy Reid

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Quote Originally Posted by steeldevil View Post
    I think that the only reason someone could have for not having Tomlin in the top 5 is if that person says that he has not been coaching long enough to be top 5. I can buy that.
    Or the general BS arguments that he "inherited a winner from Cowher" and "LeBeau is the de facto head coach" and "he rides LeBeau's coattails to wins." Sad thing is I've heard more than a few Steelers fans also express these opinions a number of times (usually after losses).

    Quote Originally Posted by BigNastyDefense View Post
    5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?
    Must have been his masterful handling of the Cards' QB situation since Warner bailed and the steady "improvement" of their D since SB XLIII, I'm guessing (I've got ten bucks that says they not only pick up but start both Foote and Aaron Smith as soon as they leave the Steelers) .

    And as far as the rest of that ridiculous list is concerned....

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    I can pick 32 names out of a hat too.

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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    I bet if you pick 32 names out of a hat 32 times, that Tomlin wouldn't be that low...lol.


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    Re: Y'all want a good laugh?

    Obviously not an astute football fan, hence his loyalty to the Eagles.

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