Y'all want a good laugh?

[salamander]

This is how a former teacher of mine (and Eagles season ticket holder) ranked the NFL head coaches on his Facebook page... prepare to laugh your asses off.

1. Belichick
2. Ryan
3. Payton
4. Haley
5. Whisenhunt
6. Fox
7. M. Smith
8. Schwartz
9. Reid
10. Garrett
11. Shanahan
12. Jo. Harbaugh
13. Spagnuolo
14. Kubiak
15. Ji. Harbaugh
16. Carroll
17. Rivera
18. Shurmur
19. Gailey
20. McCarthy
21. Lewis
22. L. Smith
23. Coughlin
24. Frazier
25. Munchak
26. Turner
27. Jackson
28. Caldwell
29. Del Rio
30. Sparano
31. Tomlin
32. Morris

[Nadroj 20]

So I'm guessing he hates the Steelers because that is the only logical way to have him at 31...

[steeldevil]

That list is messed up on so many levels.

[salamander]

That list is messed up on so many levels.

I literally blurted out "what the f*ck?!" when I first read it.

[steeldevil]

I think that the only reason someone could have for not having Tomlin in the top 5 is if that person says that he has not been coaching long enough to be top 5. I can buy that. Other than that, he has to be top 5.

But that is not the only reason this list is awful...

[HometownGal]

5. Whisenhunt
6. Fox

LMFAO!!!

Whisenhunt?

The only thing Fox has ever won is a gum chomping contest.

[steeldevil]

LMFAO!!!

Whisenhunt?

The only thing Fox has ever won is a gum chomping contest.

Fox has won an NFC Championship...

And he has won multiple gum chomping contests....

[BigNastyDefense]

1. Belichick - Cheating fraud
2. Ryan - Really? His mouth is bigger than his coaching ability
3. Payton - I would say he's top 5
4. Haley - Seriously?
5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?
6. Fox - Good coach, but nothing special
7. M. Smith - I can't even think of who this guy is
8. Schwartz - He's moving up the list quickly, but I don't think he's top 8
9. Reid - LMMFAO he can't manage a clock, unless it's when the buffet is closing
10. Garrett - First year head coach, damn sure isn't top 10
11. Shanahan - What has he done since 1998?
12. Jo. Harbaugh - Fucking what? What's his record against Tomlin?
13. Spagnuolo - He's very good, probably close to the right spot
14. Kubiak - Um, he's never coached his team to the playoffs.
15. Ji. Harbaugh - Fucking really? When was the last time a college coach ever came into the NFL and had success? Jimmy Johnson in the 90's
16. Carroll - He won the weakest division in football with a .500 record. I could have done that
17. Rivera - First year coach, we haven't seen shit from him yet. First year coaches don't belong in the top 1/2 of the list
18. Shurmur - See above
19. Gailey - Um what?
20. McCarthy - Way too low, he's a Top 10 coach IMHO
21. Lewis - Child please
22. L. Smith - He's a top 15 coach
23. Coughlin - He's probably 16th
24. Frazier - Really?
25. Munchak - Bullshit
26. Turner - He should be lower
27. Jackson - He's an Al Davis puppet
28. Caldwell - Peyton Manning is the head coach of the Colts
29. Del Rio - Will be out of a job after this year
30. Sparano - He wouldn't even have a job if Jim Harbaugh was willing to go to Miami
31. Tomlin - Top 3 coach, this is bullshit
32. Morris - Wtf? He's a damn good coach, better than all the first year coaches

[86WARD]

Wow...

[Nadroj 20]

1. Belichick - Cheating fraud
2. Ryan - Really? His mouth is bigger than his coaching ability
3. Payton - I would say he's top 5
4. Haley - Seriously?
5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?
6. Fox - Good coach, but nothing special
7. M. Smith - I can't even think of who this guy is
8. Schwartz - He's moving up the list quickly, but I don't think he's top 8
9. Reid - LMMFAO he can't manage a clock, unless it's when the buffet is closing
10. Garrett - First year head coach, damn sure isn't top 10
11. Shanahan - What has he done since 1998?
12. Jo. Harbaugh - Fucking what? What's his record against Tomlin?
13. Spagnuolo - He's very good, probably close to the right spot
14. Kubiak - Um, he's never coached his team to the playoffs.
15. Ji. Harbaugh - Fucking really? When was the last time a college coach ever came into the NFL and had success? Jimmy Johnson in the 90's
16. Carroll - He won the weakest division in football with a .500 record. I could have done that
17. Rivera - First year coach, we haven't seen shit from him yet. First year coaches don't belong in the top 1/2 of the list
18. Shurmur - See above
19. Gailey - Um what?
20. McCarthy - Way too low, he's a Top 10 coach IMHO
21. Lewis - Child please
22. L. Smith - He's a top 15 coach
23. Coughlin - He's probably 16th
24. Frazier - Really?
25. Munchak - Bullshit
26. Turner - He should be lower
27. Jackson - He's an Al Davis puppet
28. Caldwell - Peyton Manning is the head coach of the Colts
29. Del Rio - Will be out of a job after this year
30. Sparano - He wouldn't even have a job if Jim Harbaugh was willing to go to Miami
31. Tomlin - Top 3 coach, this is bullshit
32. Morris - Wtf? He's a damn good coach, better than all the first year coaches

I like this breakdown

[X-Terminator]

M. Smith is Atlanta coach Mike Smith. Very good coach and definitely among the best in the business. But for this douche to not only have Tomlin ranked 31st, but McCarthy ranked 20th after he led his team to a championship immediately disqualifies this "list."

What a joke, and I can't believe I devoted this much bandwidth to that piece of shit.

[BigNastyDefense]

M. Smith is Atlanta coach Mike Smith. Very good coach and definitely among the best in the business. But for this douche to not only have Tomlin ranked 31st, but McCarthy ranked 20th after he led his team to a championship immediately disqualifies this "list."

What a joke, and I can't believe I devoted this much bandwidth to that piece of shit.

Ah, Mike Smith. I was drawing a blank. I'd say he's probably #10 then.

[polamalubeast]

Top 5 for me

1.Bill Belichick...We must admit that it is one of the best coach of all time...c'mon, he has a record of 51-13 since 2007, which is incredible....Even if we hate, we must admit that it is an incredible coach.

2.Mike Tomlin...43-21,5-2 in playoffs and 2 super bowl apparence

3.Sean Payton

4.Mike McCarthy

5.Rex Ryan/Andy Reid

[fansince'76]

I think that the only reason someone could have for not having Tomlin in the top 5 is if that person says that he has not been coaching long enough to be top 5. I can buy that.

Or the general BS arguments that he "inherited a winner from Cowher" and "LeBeau is the de facto head coach" and "he rides LeBeau's coattails to wins." Sad thing is I've heard more than a few Steelers fans also express these opinions a number of times (usually after losses).

5. Whisenhunt - What exactly has he done other than one fluke season in 2008?

Must have been his masterful handling of the Cards' QB situation since Warner bailed and the steady "improvement" of their D since SB XLIII, I'm guessing (I've got ten bucks that says they not only pick up but start both Foote and Aaron Smith as soon as they leave the Steelers) .

And as far as the rest of that ridiculous list is concerned....

[Steeltreal]

I can pick 32 names out of a hat too.

[86WARD]

I bet if you pick 32 names out of a hat 32 times, that Tomlin wouldn't be that low...lol.

[Count Steeler]

Obviously not an astute football fan, hence his loyalty to the Eagles.