Are you a Democrat , Republican or a Redneck ?

[venom]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[stillers4me]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[kmsteelerwr15]

I love this one

[Hindes204]

I'm not quite a redneck...but definatly a republican

[st33lersguy]

Awesome

[BPS3akaWirels3]

We all know most Rednecks are Republicans so count me in as a Redneck Republican... Yes I know it's a joke.. lol

[Vincent]

I have to admire the singular mindset and focus of the redneck family. If all families were so cognizant of their patriotism, this country wouldn't have lapsed into the nihilistic abyss that it has. On the other hand, I have to admire the Republican's clarity and subsequent swift action in this instance. I wish elected Republicans acted with such clear resolve. The democrat overlooked another clear option, turning the gun on himself, which given his inability to assess and react correctly to the situation put his family in lethal peril. The terrorist would have been moved by the "honorable" act of martyrdom and shown mercy to the family. The wife then would have been free to marry a real man.

Where do I fit in the scenario? I'm just some anonymous putz on an Internet board.

Great post Venom. You're a great American!

[TroysBadDawg]

I happen to be a TAR and I use Black Talons in the 45 or a Desert Eagle 44 mag. When I dress up I wear a 454 Casull Raging Bull w/Cor-Bon hollow points LOL but not kidding. I try to give the very best when needed.

[HometownGal]

I'm not quite a redneck...but definatly a republican

Me too, though I do like country music and NASCAR.