Yay Penis!!!!!
ooooooo All that froth down there reminds me of a cum cappuccino! *squealing like a schoolgirl* Don't start without me... Here I come boys.
No matter where you go, there you are.
"Weeeeeeeeee! I hope there is a cock about this big when I get to the bottom of the slide!!!!!"
"With love, with patience, and with Faith
....She'll make her way" ~ Natalie Merchant
Ahhhh Water!
Feel the burn.
I love myself. I am so ... feminine.
Lamarr just posted it...
LaMarr Woodley
I thought yall might enjoy this.. its ur favorite qb going down a waterslide thinking _______ (fill in the blank)!!! lol
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Weee!!! This water is so cold, it is making my weewee shrink. It actually feels like I am screwing myself. Weee!!!
WHEEEEEEEE!!!! Sweet cheeks Belidick* is waiting for me at the bottom to gimme his man meat!![]()
CANCER - YOU PICKED THE WRONG BITCH!!!
Just a simple, high pitched "Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!" (he would be too choked up to think of much else while being such a girl on a baby slide.)
"Preparation makes you lucky" Chuck Noll
I've been wanting to post a joke in one of these threads, but the pain is just too much.![]()
"ooh, what a great way to get the sand out of my vag.....and it tickles!"
Ahhhh (In a high pitched girl's voice)