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  1. 05-20-2011 07:44 AM #1
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    World's Shortest Books

    World's Shortest Books
    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    by Bill Gates
    .
    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    .
    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
    by Tiger Woods
    .
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
    .
    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
    .
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    by Hillary Clinton
    .
    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    by Bill Clinton
    .
    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    by Al Gore & John Kerry
    .
    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
    .
    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
    .
    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    by Mike Tyson
    .
    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    .
    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    by O. J. Simpson
    .
    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
    by Ted Kennedy
    .
    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    by Bill Clinton
    with introduction
    by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
    .
    Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
    by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer
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    AND, JUST ADDED:
    .
    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
    by Nancy Pelosi
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    SPORTSMANSHIP
    By Bill Belichick
    "I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play"

    -- Jack Lambert --
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE PLAYOFFS
    By Alex Ovechkin







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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    HOW TO REACH 11,000 POSTS IN A FORUM IN LESS THAN 1 YEAR

    By Galax Steeler




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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    This is to obvious but here goes


    Showing I care about the fans of the NFL
    by Roger Godell
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  6. 05-20-2011 10:05 AM #6
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by Butch View Post
    This is to obvious but here goes


    Showing I care about the fans of the NFL
    by Roger Godell
    #1 best seller right there...
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  7. 05-20-2011 10:12 AM #7
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    "My life as a man"

    By Tom Brady.
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  8. 05-20-2011 10:23 AM #8
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWarDen86 View Post
    "My life as a man"

    By Tom Brady.
    LMAO...could become the worlds longest novel if the title was "My life with men"
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Using Common Sense to Solve America's Problems
    By Harry Ried and Chuck Shumer
    Intro by Dick Durbin

    Financial Stability and Honesty
    By Barney Frank and Chris Dodd
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  10. 05-20-2011 10:49 AM #10
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by SteelerSal View Post
    LMAO...could become the worlds longest novel if the title was "My life with men"

    BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! Good one!
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    My Life as a Winner

    By Terrell Owens -- Epilogue by Chad Johnson
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    * Liberal Guide to Ethics by Michelle Obama
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by venom View Post
    My Life as a Winner

    By Charlie Sheen
    Fixed.
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    The Humanitarian Side of Islamic Extremism

    How I Built a Champion
    By Mike Brown
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    "Honesty"

    By Bill Clinton
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    All the people I have slept with over 12 years old

    Michael Jackson
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by carnoj View Post
    All the people I have slept with over 12 years old

    Michael Jackson
    OH SHIT! haha
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    "How to Win a Championship"

    -Cincinnati Bengals
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

    - Terrell Owens.
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Speaking Without a Teleprompter
    by B. Obama

    Speech Therapy
    by George W. Bush

    12 Steps To a Better You
    by Lindsy Lohan

    Things I Wouldn't Do In A Game of Truth Or Dare
    Madonna (co wrote by Dennis Rodman)

    Things I Wouldn't Trade to get Ricky Williams (written in 1999)
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    How to play the game of football

    Roger Goodell
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Quote Originally Posted by carnoj View Post
    How to play the game of football

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    WE are the NFL's All-Time Dynasty!

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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Women I Respect by Chris Matthews

    The Wisdom of Skip Bayless

    James Cameron Movies That Deserved The Hype

    Loyalty and Commitment by Nick Saban

    Branches Of Our Family Tree by the British royal family
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    A Travel Guide - Detroit
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    Re: World's Shortest Books

    Men I've Slept With and Twinkies I Won't Eat by Rosie Odonell
    "The mountains are calling and I must go!" -- John Muir
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    People who can beat me up - Chuck Norris
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    Rapture Date's I Got Right by Harold Camping
    "The mountains are calling and I must go!" -- John Muir
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