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    Reigning Black & Gold Array title="venom has a reputation beyond repute"> venom's Avatar

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    A Reason to Cheat ?

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

    'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
    I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'

    The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last
    words you'll say to me!'

    The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
    put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw
    them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
    boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

    'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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    Re: A Reason to Cheat ?

    lol funny

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    Re: A Reason to Cheat ?

    NICE!!!!

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    Re: A Reason to Cheat ?

    that'll teach the biotch
    Stay classy, leftnutz

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    Re: A Reason to Cheat ?

    Dear God. lol

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    Re: A Reason to Cheat ?

    Good one.

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