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    Original Member Array title="steelerdude15 has a brilliant future"> steelerdude15's Avatar

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    A guy's birthday present

    A woman went into a pet store to buy her hubby a pet for his b-day. She told the
    clerk she wanted to buy a pet & didnt wanna spend a fortune. "Well" said the
    clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say its been trained to give
    blowjobs" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. The woman thought it would make a great
    gag gift & what if its true...no more blowjobs for her! So she bought the frog.

    When she explained froggy's ability to her hubby, he was extremely skeptical &
    laughed it off.
    The woman went to bed happy, thinkin she may never need to give another blow job
    again.
    In middle of night she was awakened by the noise of pots & pans flyin everywhere
    makin hellacious bangin n crashin sounds. She ran downstairs to The kitchen only
    to find her hubby & the frog readin cookbooks. "What are you 2 doin at this
    hour?" she asked. The hubby replied..." If I can teach this frog to cook....ur
    ass is gone!

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    Re: A guy's birthday present

    Stay classy, leftnutz

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    Re: A guy's birthday present

    Nice




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    Re: A guy's birthday present

    Good one.

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    Re: A guy's birthday present

    No frog could ever take the place of my wife ,

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    Re: A guy's birthday present

    good one

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