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    Why Sentence Structure is Important

    Why Sentence Structure is Important





    The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
    people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
    both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
    the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
    Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
    all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
    approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have
    to lay you or Jack off."

    "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."


    "We don’t need to slay the dragon, we need to be the dragon."



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    Re: Why Sentence Structure is Important

    Good one

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    Re: Why Sentence Structure is Important

    LOL

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