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    Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

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    Game tickets and parking spaces are not the only things in short supply in Dallas ahead of Super Bowl XLV.

    Dallas-area strip clubs, expecting a boom in lusting patrons, are scrambling for exotic dancers to meet the expected onslaugh...

    LINK: http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/D...owl-XLV-012711

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    They should have planned ahead for this.



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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    Typical Dallas for you . Did Dallas just find out last week they were going to have the Super Bowl ?

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    Here you go, Dallas

    http://tinyurl.com/4ptxbay



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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    I found a candidate with nothing better to do, with experience, and best of all desperation.





    Do I get a finders fee?

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    This is a tragedy.

    If they don't have a dancing cage girl in each seating section we might have to call this thing off.

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    Baltimore offered to send their exotic dancers......who ,strangely enough, when on stage look like BJ Raji doing his teddy bear dance
    "I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play"

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    Quote Originally Posted by LLT View Post
    Baltimore offered to send their exotic dancers......who ,strangely enough, when on stage look like BJ Raji doing his teddy bear dance
    Do you really want tim lumbers missus at the superbowl????


    rumor has it they ( strippers) have all moved west in search of Charlie Sheen.

    Why not let charlie do his rehab at Michael Irvins house. Charlie's entourage should be able to handle the short fall. Michael would have less coke than charlie's used to so he can begin the weaning off period.

    Kill two birds with one stone. problem solved

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    LOLLLL.. wow

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    Re: Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage for SB !

    That article is useless without pictures.

    When I opened this thread I assumed it would be about the lack of cheerleaders.
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