This idea just came to me. A thread for awesome, inspiring, kick-ass, funny or just plain outrageous quotes from announcers, players, coaches.....even fans. I'll start.
Announcer during the Bucs/Saints game:
"it's not hard to call facemask when your QB gets up looking through his ear hole"
Stay classy, leftnutz
"I fell in love with football as I would later fall in love with women: suddenly, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain it would bring." - Nick Hornby
"Now that I'm retired I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies" - Dan Fouts
My two personal favorites
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Tomlin could fill a whole book for this.
separate thread ftw
Psst - that would be soccer
All-time favorite: "If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." -Jack Lambert
All-time favorite funny: "If that boy billionaire thinks he can shut me up, he should stick his head in a can of paint." -Myron Cope (Miss you, Myron)
MAR, May 2012
"65 Toss Power Trap"
Hank Stram
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
Someone else will have the exact quote and source, but I have always been fond of:
How do you feel about the execution of your offense?
I'm all for it!
That was coach mckay from the winless Tampa Bay Bucs back when the wore those ugly orange uni's.
"Give me 16 inches of daylight that's all I need" - Gale Sayers Chicago Bears
His career was way to short.
BWAHAHA I was just thinking about that one KF
Stay classy, leftnutz
"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field boys."
Hank Stram
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
"We're only going to score 17 points? Ok Ha ha ha" Tom Brady replying to a prediction by Plexico...before losing the Superbowl and only scoring 17 points.
Way to go Tom Terrific!!!
"Offensive line...who's laughing now"
Ben Roethlisberger
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
Cowher "Hey! What Happened!"
James Harrison "Shit Happens Coach"
Cowher to an assistant, "Did you hear Silverback? He said to me 'shit happens coach'"
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
"Stats are for Losers!!!" - The emperor Chaz
LOL When was this!?
Harrison's rookie year, on a special teams play. I think the highlight is shown on the XL super bowl video but I can't be sure.
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
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"Can I kiss you?" - Joe Namath to ESPN's Suzy Kolber
I remember that, I was so embarrassed for the old lush.
Stay classy, leftnutz
And of course, there's:
"You PLAY to WIN the GAME. Hello??" -Herm Edwards
MAR, May 2012
"They are who we thought they were"
Dennis Green
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
"Winning isn't everything, its the only thing"
Vince Lombardi (and others)
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
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"The only way that Miami will beat Florida St. is if they outscore them"
-Beano Cook
Love the Beano Cook quote! He's great every time I listen to him.
SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Pats 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2, Bears 1, Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints 1, Hawks 1
I think it was " O line... who's laughing now "
we must never forget tell everyone you know New England cheated and might be back at it Edit 1-21-15 there back Edit #2__12-8-19 here we go again Edit #3__ 5-25-23 it never ends
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann
Why is that funny ? Are you saying Norman Einstein wasn't a genius ?
Stay classy, leftnutz
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Still my favorite.
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Yeah, but most of us were thinking the same thing.
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