Goodell: So Brett what are you plans for 2011?
Favre: I'm done Rog. Too beat up to play anymore and the Vikings don't have any hotties on staff.
Goodell: Yeah, I know what you mean, was there when the roof collapsed...I mean ok, since you're retiring, I'm just going to fine you what amounts to pennies to your contract.
Favre: Ok that's cool. But don't you think some fans will catch on to the fact that Ben Roethlisberger got suspended 4 games for allegations against him.
Goodell: I don't care about Ben or the Steelers. They play the game too hard, too rough, and too real. I'd suspend the whole damn team if I could. I've already got it in the works to screw them out of another Super Bowl run if they win their first playoff game. But I digress, I'm going to fine you $100,000. You cool with that?
Favre: Whoa, there Rog. $100,000? What the hell, don't I get a break based on the hotness factor of Stergess?
Goodell: Good point, I'll make it $50,000.
Favre: Sounds good. Hey are we still on for racket ball Thursday?
Goodell: Not this week, catch me up after I screw the Steelers again.