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    gifts to the Steelers

    Brett Keisel- A beard comb
    Ben Roethlisberger-A nose job (Im keeping it G rated here people)
    Heath Miller-Some Tylenol
    Troy- Some Shampoo
    Hines- Ageless pills

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    BA-a plane ticket to indonesia

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Mike Tomlin - some white shoe polish for those nifty white sneakers.



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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Big Snack - a loaded XL pizza, 6 dozen of doughnuts and a Diet Pepsi.

    Dick Lebeau - a bottle of Ginkgo Biloba so he can remember how to send in the blitzes in the second halves of games.

    Dan Sepulveda - a black and gold g-string.






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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Sushi - A paper towel dispenser
    J. Scott - A healthy Max Starks
    Redman - some carries
    Manny Sanders - tear off jerseys (ala Greg Pruitt) so DB's won't hold him
    Spaeth - Box of Butterfingers candy bars
    Tomlin - Blades of grass seeds
    Stevenson Sylvester - Tweety Bird toy
    Pouncey - his brother at RG

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    James Harrison- an NFL referee tackling dummy (stuffed with a REAL NFL referee!)

    Aaron Smith- a healthy playoffs

    Troy P.- *see above

    Ben- 4 seconds per pass play

    Redman- more carries in the redzone

    Ike- a can of stickum

    James Farrior- a map to the Fountain of Youth

    Hines Ward- *see above

    The O-line- a left tackle that can block (Essex?)

    Mike Wallace- perfectly thrown deep balls

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Ben - a LT to protect his blind side
    Spaeth- stick'em
    Heath - Some lotion for those soft hands
    Sushi - gold shoes
    Mendy - Dancing shoes
    Sanders - a yellow flag he can drop when he gets mugged
    Hines - kimchee
    Brown - A suit jacket for downtown brown
    Wallace - Air brakes to help him slow down after a long TD pass
    Troy - A new cape
    Ziggy - roller skates
    A Smith- A bionic arm and chest
    big snack - gift card for his favorite all you can eat place
    Keisel - Beard trimmer
    Harrison - The power to make flags disappear or appear when he gets held
    Woodley - a swim & spin move
    Farrior - Shoes of a lost step
    Timmons - A voice to go with his outstanding play
    Ike - A pro bowl
    Clark - the ablity to not have to leave his feet to make a hard hit
    Bmac - man to man cover skills
    Gay - same as Bmac
    BA- A FB
    Lebeau - leather bound night before Christmas
    Tomlin - DVD of Hocus Pocus


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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by Roethlisberger View Post
    BA-a plane ticket to indonesia
    ONE WAY !




    Ben: a steady girl so he won't be trying to pick strange in college bars
    Stay classy, leftnutz

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by HometownGal View Post
    Big Snack - a loaded XL pizza, 6 dozen of doughnuts and a Diet Pepsi.

    Dick Lebeau - a bottle of Ginkgo Biloba so he can remember how to send in the blitzes in the second halves of games.

    Dan Sepulveda - a black and gold g-string.

    I got to agree. I love Lebeau, I like anyone older that me, but he seems to forget over the half time what has been working. We always get into trouble when we stop putting on the pressure. That is the way this team is built, that's the way this team should play.

    I'll pass on the Sepulveda part.

    AML

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by Texasteel View Post
    I got to agree. I love Lebeau, I like anyone older that me, but he seems to forget over the half time what has been working. We always get into trouble when we stop putting on the pressure. That is the way this team is built, that's the way this team should play.
    Bingo. Never fix what aint broken.


    I'll pass on the Sepulveda part.
    I'll take your part. Well - I mean I'll take his part that you're passing on. . . errrr . . nevermind.






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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by 7SteelGal43 View Post
    ONE WAY !




    Ben: a steady girl so he won't be trying to pick strange in college bars
    I'm all for that!!!

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Troy - Four Loco

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by siss View Post
    I'm all for that!!!
    Quick! We need a hose-down smilie, STAT!

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by BuddhaBus View Post
    Quick! We need a hose-down smilie, STAT!
    I didn't say I would do it. I just support the notion of the man settling down!

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by siss View Post
    I didn't say I would do it. I just support the notion of the man settling down!
    Sure, siss, whatever you say!

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by BuddhaBus View Post
    Sure, siss, whatever you say!
    Its for the good of the franchise!

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by siss View Post
    Its for the good of the franchise!
    That's the problem siss ... we know you're willing to take one for the team.

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    Re: gifts to the Steelers

    Quote Originally Posted by Wallace108 View Post
    That's the problem siss ... we know you're willing to take one for the team.
    Yep its a scrafice I am willing to make for the Steelers. It benefits the steelers if their franchise QB is settled down and have something to go home to instead of at a bar.

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