A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home-
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."


2nd kid says "A car" and gets a similar answer.
Johnny says " At my house we don't need nothin."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Johnny replies, "No I'm sure."

"When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying "Well that's all we fucking need."