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    Reigning Black & Gold Array title="venom has a reputation beyond repute"> venom's Avatar

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    Suzy's Kittens

    A pretty little girl named Suzy was

    standing on the
    sidewalk in front of her home.


    Next to her was a
    basket containing a number of tiny


    creatures;
    in her hand was a sign announcing


    FREE KITTENS.


    Suddenly a line of big black cars


    pulled up beside her. Out of the lead

    car stepped a tall, grinning man.

    "Hi there little girl, I'm President


    Obama. What do you have in the

    basket?" he asked.

    "Kittens," little Suzy said.

    "How old are they?" asked Obama.

    Suzy replied, "They're so young,


    their eyes aren't even open yet."

    "And what kind of kittens are they?"

    "Democrats," answered Suzy with


    a smile.

    Obama was delighted. As soon as


    he returned to his car, he called his

    PR chief and told him about
    the little girl and the kittens.

    Recognizing the perfect photo op,


    the two men agreed that the

    president should return the next day; and
    in front of the assembled media,


    have the girl talk about her

    discerning kittens.

    So the next day, Suzy was again


    standing on the sidewalk with her

    basket of "FREE KITTENS," when
    another motorcade pulled up,


    this time followed by vans from

    ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Cameras and audio equipment


    were quickly set up, then Obama

    got out of his limo and walked over

    to little Suzy.

    "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if


    you would tell all my friends out

    there what kind of kittens you're
    giving away."

    "Yes sir," Suzy said.


    "They're Republicans."

    Taken by surprise, the president


    stammered, "But... but... yesterday,

    you told me they were DEMOCRATS."
    Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

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    Re: Suzy's Kittens

    You forgot to mention they don't like what they're seeing

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    Re: Suzy's Kittens

    That is a good one.

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