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    Moishe and the Bottle

    So Moishe is walking along the beach when he trips over a bottle, picks it up, and a genie comes out.
    The genie says, "Thank you. I've been stuck in that bottle for centuries. I'll tell you what...I'll give you one wish. Anything you want."
    So, Moishe pulls out a map of the Middle East, and he says, "Could you bring peace to this part of the world?"
    The genie says, "Gee, I don't know. They were fighting there for centuries and centuries, long before I was even trapped in the bottle. Have you got another wish?"
    Moishe thinks for a moment and says, "Well...could you make it so once a month my wife voluntarily wakes me up with oral sex ?"
    The genie says, "Let me see that map again."

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    Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

    Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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