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    Reigning Black & Gold Array title="venom has a reputation beyond repute"> venom's Avatar

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    I'm Not even a Christian

    A man is struck by a bus on a busy street.
    He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.
    "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.
    A policeman checks the crowd and yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE!"
    Out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
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    Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest."
    I'm not even a Christian.
    But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services.
    I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."
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    The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
    He kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
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    Re: I'm Not even a Christian

    LOL,thats messed up dude.
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