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    Technical Support

    This makes our IT look a tad bit nicer... actual IT calls....



    This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!

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    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
    Customer: A white one...


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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
    Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...


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    Tech support: ; Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?


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    Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and....
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates..


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    Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.


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    Customer: I have problems printing in red..
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
    Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: ! OK
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah that one does work..


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    Tech support: Yo! ur password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


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    Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five dots.


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    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.


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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first email.
    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?


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    A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
    Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'


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    And last but not least...


    Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
    Customer: I don't have a P.
    Tech support: On your key! board, Bob.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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    Re: Technical Support


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    Re: Technical Support

    Some good chuckles. Thanks.

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    Re: Technical Support

    oh boy...

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