Today I wanted to make an announcement....There will be NO MORE hard hits in Football. I am all about saving the players from injury.
Tim Levins...Chicago Tribune. Commisioner, if you are concerned with the players health, why are you wanting to add two games to the end of the season?
On NO!!! you misunderstand...players are much to tired at the end of the season. I am proposing that we put the two extra games at the BEGINNING of the season.
But....thats still 18 games.
I'm not sure where you are going with that. Next question?
Skip Lucky...Daytona Gazette. What will be the penalty for these Hard hits?
You can bet that the players will get a PERSONAL visit from me and a fine!!!
Grrrrrrrrrr.
I mean a phone call from me and a fine. Also there will be compensatory draft picks to the Patriots for every violation. The Patriots will get....uh....one second please.
Mr Kraft?...How many picks did you say you wanted? I know you already told me...but these reporters made me nervous and my thinker box hurts. One pick per violation? Thank you sir.
Robert Kraft says...I mean...I have decided the Patriots will get one pick per violation.
Gooooooodeeeelllll.....If you ruin my game...I will come back to earth and stick my ectoplasmic foot up your ass.
Uh....press conference is over!