I’m back b1tchessss!! What you smilin’ at Hines?



Dude. I told you that Midgeville chick was gonna snitch



Enough screwin’ around Ben. Okay.. it’s 3rd and 1. We’re on our 10 yard line. We’re going against the wind. So they’re EXPECTING us to run.. Let’s go 4-wide and hit Wallace deep. What do you think?



I think… Great play call? or greatest play call EVER? Brucey, you is talkin’ loco and I like it.



Sounds good to me.



Bro. For the last time.. you’re on DEFENSE.



Dude. Did you not see me on that TD in the SuperBowl? I’m like a gazelle.



K guys seriously, the play clock is running down.



I changed my mind. Hines – you’ll get the hand off on the reverse, then hand it off on the double-reverse to Wallace. Wallace – hit Ben deep on the post!




Uhh, I’m not really comfortable wit—



Goddamit Mikey just DO IT!



Delay of Game – Offense. 5 yard penalty. Repeat 3rd down.



BENN!!!!!