What REALLY goes on in the Steelers huddle...

[stillers4me]

I'm so lost right now lol.

Marsha Brady.

Ok....I'll put you out of your misery because I like you so much.....TOM BRADY!!!!

[Merchant]

Ohhh.. lol I've never heard anyone call him Marsha before. I was like wtf?

[kmsteelerwr15]

Merchant, these are great! Keep it up!

[Merchant]

Yo Brady



What?



I’m coming for you.



Why.. where we going?



Oh.. I think you know where we're going.



The park?



Me and you are gonna have a good time pumpkin-pie.



It’s gotta be the park then. I always have a good time there. Can I bring Wes and Danny?



You bring whoever you want. I’m bringing all my dogs.. Woodley, Farrior, and Timmons.



A dog park!? No wayyy.. I love dog parks. I’m gonna bring ol' Sparky here.



…No, that’s not exactly what I mea—



Awesome James! This should be swell.. See you then! Gisele says Hi!



....

[SteelerSal]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[stillers4me]

These are so great!!

[stillers4me]

We need a new one for after the Raiders game..... some great material in that one!!

[Merchant]

I'm on it...

[SteelerSal]

I'm on it...

Dude..whats taking you so long??

Looking forward to it!

[Merchant]

Yo Seymour…



What?




..We still going out for ice-cream after the game?



Obviously.



Shweet.. SHOTGUN.



Screw you bro! I called Shotty earlier, you always ride Shotty!



Man that hurt. What the.. where are the Refs?



This other guy in my Fantasy League has Ben and its been absolutely killing me. I say we screw over the Steelers in this one. Raise your hand if you’re with me.



Unsportsmanlike conduct – calling Shotgun before actually having a clear view of the vehicle – Offense #7. 15 yard penalty. Repeat First Down.



Stillers iz paying off DA REFS!!



Oh it’s on now Bitch.

[SteelerSal]

Love it!! especially Tomlin at the end....great finish.

[stillers4me]

[SMR]

Yep, that last pic was the best!!

[Galax Steeler]

Funny as hell thanks.

[Merchant]

Damn, Ben. How’s that foot?



It’s THIS big. Oh wait -- foot?
I’ll be fine. Just gotta rub a little dirt on it. Let’s go I-formation, X-Z cross, Y-hitch.





Hmm.. something feels off. O well, let’s go 4-wide, All-Curl.



Dude. I think your nose is broken.. Are you sure you can play



Don’t worry, I got this.





Damn, Ben. You don’t look too good. Maybe you should sit this next one out..



Is you crazy? I gave the thumbs up. Let’s go split-back, 22-Power.





Ben!! OMG are you OK?



I think he said.. Trips-right, All-Go.

[SMR]

Damn, Ben. How’s that foot?



It’s THIS big. Oh wait -- foot?
I’ll be fine. Just gotta rub a little dirt on it. Let’s go I-formation, X-Z cross, Y-hitch.





Hmm.. something feels off. O well, let’s go 4-wide, All-Curl.



Dude. I think your nose is broken.. Are you sure you can play



Don’t worry, I got this.





Damn, Ben. You don’t look too good. Maybe you should sit this next one out..



Is you crazy? I gave the thumbs up. Let’s go split-back, 22-Power.





Ben!! OMG are you OK?



I think he said.. Trips-right, All-Go.

Is it possible that Merch is getting even funnier?! Oh man, my ribs hurt from laughing...ugh.

Keep it up, bud!

[crcsnail]

funniest one yet merch . dont know how u think of them? but keep doing it m8ty

[Galax Steeler]

I think this is the best one yet great job.

[stillers4me]

Best thread ever!!

[stlrtruck]

nice one merch!

[Woodson_DownUnder]

Best thread ever!!

I agree wholeheartedly... thanx for the inspiration. The AE network will go nuts when I introduce them to these skits!

[Merchant]

Taco Bell, Mark speaking, how can I help you?



Oh sorry, I must have the wrong number.



Rex? No, no. I'm here. I was just... playing a prank! Ha-ha.. I got you!



Godammit Mark no screwing around, we got the Steelers this week. Did you watch the game tape?



If by Watched the game tape, you mean, ran around half naked dressed as a Life-Guard, then Yes.



You bet your ass that's what I mean.. Good work son. Now here's what I'm thinking on how we're gonna deal with the whole interceptions issue..
Since you seem to be throwing it more to the other teams' players than your own players, we're gonna change Santonio's number from 10 to 43
and throw a long black wig on him. That way we might get a completion.



Rex you diabolical genius! You've done it again!



Don't mention it kiddo. I'm gonna get off the bus now and start walking to Heinz Field so I can arrive in time for the game. Did you get that hot dog I asked for?





Whoops.



Goddamit Mark!!

[Galax Steeler]

I like it keep up the good work.

[stlrtruck]

Hey Merch...you're slacking on us!

[Galax Steeler]

Hey Merch...you're slacking on us!

Agreed he is getting behind.

[stillers4me]

OMFG!! I missed that Jets one....Rex Ryan is hilarious!!

[Merchant]

I'm on it.

[Merchant]

4th and 1, Steelers trying to pull off a Goal Line Stand and here comes Hillis barreling down.





OMG! He's STOPPED cold! Another team-leading tackle for.. Brett.. Keisel's.. beard



The beard is almighty my friends. Muahahaha.



My, my, truely remarkable. Is there anything that beard can't do?


Later on that evening...




Gimme the money or you're dead, lady!



Not so fast, vile villain! The beard shall protect the innocent!




Ah crap, not the beard again...



Thanks, Brett. You've done it again!



Don't thank me. Thank.. THE BEARD.

[siss]

Thats awesome!

[stillers4me]

Is that a bird? a plane? It's the Beard!!