Jackson: "I want a huge fully guaranteed deal!"
Ravens: "Even though you're still kind of a question mark with multiple red flags? Probably not happening. But here's a large nine-figure deal anyway."
Jackson: "But I want the same deal that other guy got! The exact same deal!"
Ravens: "You mean the one that worked out horribly and everyone was going holy shit, what were they thinking?"
Jackson: "Yeah, that one!"
Ravens: "Tell you what, we'll tag you and if anyone wants to make the same deal, they can do it, and actually they'd have to give up less draft picks than the Browns."
Jackson: "No one else is interested! Give me that same deal!"
Ravens: "No thanks."
Jackson: "I want to be traded to one of those teams that wasn't interested in paying me, so they can pay me what I want!"
Ravens: "Uh, well they can basically trade for you already just by offering you a contract, it's in the franchise tag rules."
Jackson: "I don't care! Take less than that!"
Ravens: "Um ... what do you even want, dude?"
Jackson: "I want my fair market value!"
Ravens: "But none of the teams in the market were willing to pay you that, so it's not actually your market value."
Jackson: "I want the exact same deal as that guy! THAT GUY!"