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    Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    We all know about these injuries:

    -Watt (groin)
    -Highsmith (groin)
    -Bush (groin)
    -Haden (groin)

    Now, we can add:

    -Sutton (groin)
    -Washington (groin)

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by teegre View Post
    We all know about these injuries:

    -Watt (groin)
    -Highsmith (groin)
    -Bush (groin)
    -Haden (groin)

    Now, we can add:

    -Sutton (groin)
    -Washington (groin)



    This is starting to look like the credits of an awful porn movie.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by pczach View Post
    This is starting to look like the credits of an awful porn movie.
    T.J. Watt (groin) and Devin Bush (groin) in: "Dong Sacks"
    See you Space Cowboy ...

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    As Archie Bunker would say, “Youse needs a groinocologist!”

    Seriously, I think this is the Year of the Groin”. I’ve never heard of so many groin injuries before.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    I think its a silent mutiny.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    are these guys hanging out at bars with urban meyer?

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    These are just groin pains bro. Happens to everyone.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by DesertSteel View Post
    These are just groin pains bro. Happens to everyone.
    Ah, nice one Desert!

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by steelreserve View Post
    T.J. Watt (groin) and Devin Bush (groin) in: "Dong Sacks"
    A sequel to…

    Neil and Bob: The Sack Masters

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    https://www.steelers.com/news/week-8...5S3EFeb09Ts8ho

    Every LB has had their groin kicked in.

    This week: Melvin Ingram



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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Fire the The Steelers Special assistant responsible for linebacker's groins.

    That's probably why Laurence Taylor never had groin pulls. He was always hiring his own private assistants for that responsibility.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by oneforthetoe View Post
    Fire the The Steelers Special assistant responsible for linebacker's groins.

    That's probably why Laurence Taylor never had groin pulls. He was always hiring his own private assistants for that responsibility.
    That is all kinds of wrong……but funny!

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    I have noticed this and been pondering it quite a bit over a few seasons. I was a basic personal trainer for many years, so I am fairly knowledgeable about the human body. My first thought is a turf/surface thing. After some thought, I believe that it is due to players being faster and stronger and the rules making their job tougher. I gotta think these guys are putting in the conditioning work. Meh, just a couple cents worth of not much.

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    It’s the fault on Tomlin and Ben for not having better stretching drills in pregame. Both should be fired.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dwinsgames View Post
    you are a Kenny Pickett enabler

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    Re: Groins Aplenty, Groons Galore

    Quote Originally Posted by oneforthetoe View Post
    Fire the The Steelers Special assistant responsible for linebacker's groins.

    That's probably why Laurence Taylor never had groin pulls. He was always hiring his own private assistants for that responsibility.
    Interesting story. LT was famous for pranking the opposing teams the night before games. He’d send pizzas to their hotel rooms at 2:00 in the morning. He’d prank call them and/or have the hotels do wake up calls at at 4:00. He’d send oodles of strippers, escorts, and prostitutes to their rooms.

    (The last ones … he knew by name. )

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