Family Tradition

[venom]

Johnny had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.

On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the
far side for their first legal drink.

So when Johnny's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a
boat out to the middle of the lake, Johnny stepped out of the boat ...and
nearly drowned!

Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Johnny went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the
lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

Granny looked deeply into Johnny dull and troubled crossed lil eyes and
said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were
born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you
dumbass.

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[Galax Steeler]

That is funny.LOL