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Tomlin boost uses a variety of techniques to give you and your team a boost on the playing field such as terrible offensive playcalling, outdated and poorly designed defensive schemes, players who should have been benched and cut already, and the patented formula of coming out of a game totally unprepared to do anything related to decent football

Mike Glennon: I called up Tomlin Boost twice and got my only two wins as a starter after my rookie year.

Blake Bortles: If it weren't for the powers of Tomlin boost looking ahead to the Patriots, I probably wouldn't have gotten an extension

Yes, Tomlin Boost has worked wonders for all sorts of struggling players and teams. You can read about all the testimonials in our booklet and online

You can read about how it made Garrett Gilbert look like a starting caliber QB

Read about how Dennis Allen got 2 of his 8 career wins as head coach

Read about how Ryan Mallett got a win 12 days after signing with his new team against a Steelers team fighting for a playoff spot and many many more

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Note: Tomlin Booster doesn't guard against high end talented players bailing out the rest of the team or you and your team making boneheaded mistakes.