Let's see if they die.
Spoiler: they won't.
See you Space Cowboy ...
Goodell will be suspending them and costing us a draft pick while giving the Pats an extra 1st round pick.
All Defense!
The article says the 2 players were not at the team facility and both are currently back to full health and back at work. Maybe not a non-story, but very similar to click-bait.