We have a young team and promising defense that can be really good once they gel.
An not-very-athletic, efficient QB who plays it safe and doesn't make too many mistakes (Mason Rudolph -> Neil O'Donnell)
Southerner QB who's got more of a gunslinger mentality, and has a funny nickname (Duck -> Bubby)
One playmaker at WR, and nobody else (Juju -> Louis Lipps)
Our fastest WR can't catch a cold (Moncrief -> Dwight "Hands of" Stone)