Rudolph will lay 4 TD's on the Bengals! What you guys got ?
Rudolph will lay 4 TD's on the Bengals! What you guys got ?
AB will show up to mentor receiving corps on the sideline
Conner will rush for over 100 yards (I wish)
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Either the kicker or the punter will get injured, and we'll be forced to make a roster move!
See you Space Cowboy ...
The defense covers TE
"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead." - Butch
Vontaze Burfict is suddenly released by the Raiders and is quickly signed by the Bengals.
Free agent Antonio Brown is shockingly re-signed by the Steelers.
In Monday night’s game, Rudolph throws a dart to AB slanting over the middle.
Burfict lights up AB with a perfect clothesline...right across the Adam’s Apple...AB drops immediately...unmoving...and the crowd goes wild as Renegade breaks out.
MFF has another pick. T.J Watt has two sacks including a strip fumble. Tuitt registers another sack.
Mark Barron scratches his ass as Tyler Eifert streaks by him for the easiest touchdown of his career. Artie Burnt plays 15 yards off the line of scrimmage, falls flat on his ass while backpedaling, and snaps his Achilles’ tendon. The crowd cheers as he’s carted off of the field.
Shit there goes our 4th rd pick.Originally Posted by steelreserve
Rudolph throws a pick six for the loss.
Vince McMahon could not have scripted it any better himself.
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Bad football is played by both teams yet Steelers win by 17.
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Ryan Switzer runs a route for 3 yards breaking his record for the year.
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Steelers will lose.
Hater = Realist
James Washington does something that proves he belongs on an NFL football field. Stadium goes totally silent. No one knows how to react.
Topic is crazy prediction and not what is likely to happen.
As renegade plays Ben runs out of the tunnel and does the Hogan Leg Drop on AB fully geared up
he gets carted off the field as the crowd is silent
play resumes and Ben (who comes in for one snap) & JuJu break their own record for longest TD catch of 97 that being now 99 for the winning score as it's also 4th down with 3 seconds left in the game
I mean if we're going over the top like Vinny Mac we might as well go all the way lol
We're gonna have a UGIII sighting
The NFL decides to move the game to Tuesday night at 11pm so nobody is awake to watch two 0-3 teams battle to a tie.
Rudolph gets sacked 4 times...but with the 4th sack gets up grasping his throwing shoulder... after a visit to the tent, suspected broken clavicle.
Lynch comes in completely unprepared and on the first drive being 3rd and 17 on our 31, tosses a pick 6 on an out route...under throws the receiver and the safety help walks into the path and runs it in.
Steelers play 2019 Steelers ball and go 0-4 losing by 8.
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Steelers will win.
Somebody has to be right. Right?
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There will be plenty of kielbasa and chili eaten before and during the game
All Defense!
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3 Reel Treasure Slots Champion!0-0 tie
Seriously though I think the defense needs to hold them to 20.
Stillers 27
Bungles 20
On their 1st possession, the Steelers drive the ball down the field in 10 plays of offensive dominance and score a TD... Crazy, right?!?
twitter blows up with news that tom brady retired over a disagreement with robert kraft on the releasing of AB. He dumps giselle for him, says she can't lubricate his back like AB can
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Butler dials up a shutout with a brilliant game plan.
Well, the thread does say crazy!
Tony Brown, James Harrison, and Legarette Blount all show up in Patriots jerseys and have gay sex in a pile at the 50-yard line. This is the entire halftime show.
See you Space Cowboy ...
Yep and you win and craziest post of all.Butler dials up a shutout with a brilliant game plan.
Well, the thread does say crazy!
Then, on the Bengals sidelines, Burfict rips off his Bengals uniform to reveal a Steelers uniform. He hits the backup QB in the head with a chair, and sends Andy Dalton out to win the game.As renegade plays Ben runs out of the tunnel and does the Hogan Leg Drop on AB fully geared up
he gets carted off the field as the crowd is silent
play resumes and Ben (who comes in for one snap) & JuJu break their own record for longest TD catch of 97 that being now 99 for the winning score as it's also 4th down with 3 seconds left in the game
I mean if we're going over the top like Vinny Mac we might as well go all the way lol
Dalton targets Mark Barron... but, oh snap!!! that #26 is actually Rod Woodson!!!!!
As Woodson is returning an obvious pick-six, Mike Tomlin inexplicably trips Woodson.
With 30 seconds left and the Bengals having no timeouts left, Fichtner calls four deep passes (FGs are for losers!!!) out of the back of the end-zone. The Bengals get the ball back with 18 seconds left. Ignoring the sideline, Dalton throws a pass to the middle of the field, at his own 29 yards line, where the real Mark Barron has returned... and is staring into the sky (“Pretty, pretty stars”).
The Bengals tight end (whom Keith Butler refers to as Dave Casper) has a wide open run to the end zone. Suddenly, Ray Lewis pops up out of the grass and stabs the Bengals tight end.. and also their long-snapper. Ray disappears in a limo... and for whatever reason, everyone either ignores this double-murder or they immediately have no recollection of it.
Steelers fans rejoice for winning a helluva game.
NFL fans rejoice for season-high ratings.
Ravens fans rejoice for murder.
Donte Moncrief catches 7 out of 7 (including a crazy single handed acrobatic catch) for 120 yards and 2 TDs. Artie Burns absolutely lights it up with 3 breakups, 2 picks (1 pick 6), and a strip sack on a punt return. Rod Serling's corpse is spotted at the 50 yard line with a confused look on his face.
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
10 game win streak starting monday finish the season 12-4
monday night rudolph 327 yds 3 td one rush td . fitzpatrick pick 6
KNOCKIN ON 7'S DOOR!
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