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I'm just a stupid bulldog, but somethings are pretty easy! Like picking football games. Here we go. My first weekly pix......

PRESEASON WEEK 1
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Jets @ Giants: Both suck. But Eli sucks more. PICK: Jets
Colts @ Bills: Who's the Bill's QB this year? PICK: COLTS
Jaguars @ Ravens: I hate RatBirds. PICK: Jags
Titans @ Eagles: Eagles kick ass. Just like in Lord of the Rings. PICK: Eagles.
Falcons @Dolphins: Dolphins are a fish. Falcons eat fish. PICK: Falcons
Patriots @Lions: Gotta root against the cheaters. PICK: Lions
Redskins @ Browns: Brown is the color of....well, you know. PICK: Skins
Texans @ Packers: I'll never forgive Mendenhall: PICK: Texans
Panthers @ Bears: Hmmm... a toughie. Bears are tougher than cats. PICK: Bears
Bronco @ Seahawks: Would you rather fight a duck as big as a horse, or a hundred horses as big as a duck? Seahawks are the chicken of the Sea. PICK: Broncos
Chargers @ Cardinals: Arizona is a desert. Nothing grows in a desert. Send them some U Hauls. PICK: Chargers.
Buccaneers @ Steelers: Need I say more: PICK: Stillers.
Vikings at Saints: Vikings...! ARRRRRRRR! PICK: Vikings
Rams @ Raiders: How's the foot doing Mr. Bigchest? PICK: Rams
Bengals @ Chiefs: They'll always be the Bungholes to me: PICK: Chefs
Cowboys @ 49's: Jerry Jones is still sending installment payments to Neil O' Donnel. PICK: Niners.


Weekly stats so far: 0-0