Originally Posted by
steelreserve
As far as bar hookup analogies go ...
Brown is the hot chick with the huge rack, who is a total bitch to everyone, but you go up and ask her for her number, and before she can tell you off, you pull out a $100 bill and ask her to write it on that, so she actually gives you her number ... then you go home with her and you're making out, and just when you think everything's going perfectly, there it is: A DICK. So you barf all over her, and s/he barfs all over you, and you run away as fast as you can, and then you realize your clothes are ruined and she still has the $100, and in fact, you left your wallet and car keys there too, but you just want to get the hell away from there so you keep on running. Then when your buddies ask about it later, you go, "Yeah, uh, we had an ok time, she's nice" and then never talk about it again.
Whereas Ward is the burly bearded guy in a baseball cap, and it's very clear from the start that he has A DICK, but that's fine because you're just hanging out watching the game, not trying to hook up with him, and it turns out he knows a lot about gambling. He is also the guy who carved "BROWN GIVES GOOD HEAD" into the wall above the men's room crapper.