It seems things can only get worse for Ben Roethlisberger. Recently he's become under fire from former teammates for his lack of leadership, and generally being an unlikeable person. Another one has stepped up, Ballsack Flanigan, QB of the Southwestern Pirates, who was signed to a futures contract, before getting cut from the team 3 days later.
"He's a fucking Jagoff", said Flanigan, who just by the mere mention of the name Roethlisberger had him fuming. "You wouldn't believe it, I completed the best pass of my life, a 2 yard dump off to a wide-open Rashard Mendenhall. I jumped for joy, knowing my chances of making the 90 man roster would have been great, but Ben just laughs and told me 'Who do you think you are, Bubby Brister?'"
"I was so mad, I started overthrowing receivers by 20 yards, because he pissed me off so much."
3 days later, he was cut from the team. Trying to continue his life in a positive direction, he spent much of his time volunteering at children's hospitals and taking care of the homeless. Everything was going great, until he ran into an obviously drunk Roethlisberger outside of a Tequila Cowboy with longtime friend Bruce Arians. Flanigan tried to greet the two, and was quickly confronted by Roethlisberger.
"The guy was a total dickhead. I just tried to say hi, and congrats on winning the Super Bowl.", Flanigan said, as he shook his head. "Then Ben was like 'Yeah, I won, but you're a fucking loser', as he poured a beer on my head, and proceeded to bodyslam the homeless guy I was helping, then turned around and totally uppercut some kid the face. He then turned to his friend, and said 'Dude, I'm hungry, let's go club some baby seals and throw em on the grill' as he walked away. Man, what a jagoff, I hate him so much."
Flanigan refused to comment further, but was reported to later be outside the lobby crying to himself and screaming "I was part of the Steelers for 3 days! Why doesn't anyone believe me!"