Originally Posted by GoSlash27
(AB during an interview)
The key to faking out Kevin Colbert is the orange mustache. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good “driveway sit-up” session is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous GM, you could wind up in a Buffalo. That’s worse than injured reserve.
1) You can never go too far. 2) If I get busted, it won't be by a guy like that.
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
TWITTER: There’s someone we should talk about...
TEEGRE: If you say ‘AB’, you lose a testicle.
TWITTER: Oh, you know him...
Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe AB isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got 6 Lombardis and he got traded to the Raiders. But still... Why should he get to do whatever he wants whenever he wants?? Why should everything work out for him? What makes *him* so goddamn special?
Screw him.
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
where do you keep them?
He lets the Steelers store them in a trophy case for now.
It's kind of like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything.
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
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It sounds exactly like my bedroom.......
This was the most amazing thing I’ve read...
...until I read this. Wow!!! talk about the PERFECT response.
TOMLIN: The 1974 Lombardi Trophy. Less than a hundred have been made. Kevin Colbert has spent years restoring this team. It is his love... it is his passion...
AB: ...it his fault that I was doing sit-ups in the garage.
It sounds exactly like my bedroom.......
The Lombardis... And I really must be honest here... I love having them. They are so choice! If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
AB just got more $$$ from Oakland, maybe he can buy one from you. that's about the only way he'll ever possess one...The Lombardis... And I really must be honest here... I love having them. They are so choice! If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine trophy.
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
The Lombardis... And I really must be honest here... I love having them. They are so choice! If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one upGood
AB: Why’d you trade me?
COLBERT: Where’s your brain?
AB: Whyd you trade me?
COLBERT: Where’s your brain?
AB: Why’d you kick me?
COLBERT: Where’s your brain?
AB; I asked you first.
COLBERT: How can we pick up a Lombardi with you still here???
The Raiders will treat AB like shit. Because they have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all be-all of human existence. They won't respect him... 'Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work...AB: Why’d you trade me?
COLBERT: Where’s your brain?
"You've heard people brag about 'being in the zone'. They don't know what the Hell being in the zone is about. I played in the NFL for 15 years and I was only in the zone that one time." - "Mean" Joe Greene on the 1974 playoff victory over Oakland
AB: If you’re not throwing it over here 15 times, you can find a new best receiver!!!
BEN: You’ve been saying that since the Denver game...
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