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    J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    With questions swirling around Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell, talk that Mike Tomlin doesn’t have a tight enough rein on his players and doubt cast about Ben Roethlisberger‘s leadership, the drama around the Pittsburgh Steelers organization recently would make for great reality television.

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    I’m sure he feels his team is just as bad. There’s nothing wrong with the Steelers’ culture. All teams are this dysfunctional. There’s no problems folks.

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    You're Kardashians Steelers, wear it like armor, so it will not be used against you

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by st33lersguy View Post
    You're Kardashians Steelers, wear it like armor, so it will not be used against you
    Tyrion

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Speaking of “families” and “Game of Thrones”, I’d say that the Steelers are the Starks.

    Dan Rooney is Ned Stark. The most respected man in Westeros/NFL, and his death left the family in disarray.

    Ben is Arya Stark. You never know which Ben you’re going to get. He’s a chambermaid, then he’s a warrior, and sometimes he’s No One.

    AV is The Hound. The giant who looks scary as all hell, but protects Arya.

    Ramon Foster is Brienne of Tarth. Again, a (gigantic) protector of Arya... only, not as scary.

    Pouncey, DeCastro, & whomever plays right tackle are all Jalen H’ghar. Again, a protector of Arya... and, he’s like three different people.

    James Conner is Sansa Stark. He has been through so much, but keeps fighting through it all.

    Ryan Shazier is Bran Stark. Ouch. (Too soon?)

    Jesse James’ touchdown catch is Robb Stark. Al Riveron is the embodiment of The Red Wedding.

    Artie Burns is Rickon Stark, because he can only run in a straight line.

    Belichick is Cersei (Lannister). Cold-hearted. Vindictive. Lies, cheats. Would kill her own family in order to achieve power. And, even more cunning than her father, Tywin (Bill Parcells).

    Tom Brady is Joffrey. Yep.

    Le’Veon Bell is Gendry. Long ago, he left on a form of water craft, and nobody really cares about him... until someone brings up his nane, and we are all like, “Oh yea... I had forgotten about that guy.”

    So...

    Who is Jon Snow? Is it JuJu? Is it TJ Watt? Is it Mike Tomlin?

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by teegre View Post
    Speaking of “families” and “Game of Thrones”, I’d say that the Steelers are the Starks.

    Dan Rooney is Ned Stark. The most respected man in Westeros/NFL, and his death left the family in disarray.

    Ben is Arya Stark. You never know which Ben you’re going to get. He’s a chambermaid, then he’s a warrior, and sometimes he’s No One.

    AV is The Hound. The giant who looks scary as all hell, but protects Arya.

    Ramon Foster is Brienne of Tarth. Again, a (gigantic) protector of Arya... only, not as scary.

    Pouncey, DeCastro, & whomever plays right tackle are all Jalen H’ghar. Again, a protector of Arya... and, he’s like three different people.

    James Conner is Sansa Stark. He has been through so much, but keeps fighting through it all.

    Ryan Shazier is Bran Stark. Ouch. (Too soon?)

    Jesse James’ touchdown catch is Robb Stark. Al Riveron is the embodiment of The Red Wedding.

    Artie Burns is Rickon Stark, because he can only run in a straight line.

    Belichick is Cersei (Lannister). Cold-hearted. Vindictive. Lies, cheats. Would kill her own family in order to achieve power. And, even more cunning than her father, Tywin (Bill Parcells).

    Tom Brady is Joffrey. Yep.

    Le’Veon Bell is Gendry. Long ago, he left on a form of water craft, and nobody really cares about him... until someone brings up his nane, and we are all like, “Oh yea... I had forgotten about that guy.”

    So...

    Who is Jon Snow? Is it JuJu? Is it TJ Watt? Is it Mike Tomlin?
    You Know Nothing, SU.

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    JuJu. Now J.J. Where there's smoke...




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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    hopefully Watt isn't Bruce Jenner and ends up getting his richard cut off

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    Quote Originally Posted by teegre View Post
    Who is Jon Snow? Is it JuJu? Is it TJ Watt? Is it Mike Tomlin?
    Jon snow is Juju. He's the guy who's not the best swordsman or leader, but still good at both. He was the bastard nobody wanted in rd. 2 until he proved he was a badass. Everybody loves him cause hes charismatic and not bad looking (no homo) He also turned down a hot porn star cause he's not stupid either (Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre lmao)

    Shazier as Bran LOL terrible man, but I admit I had to chuckle. But hey Bran ends up being the most powerful Stark of all, maybe Shaz someday becomes some legendary defensive coach

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by 86WARD View Post
    JuJu. Now J.J. Where there's smoke...
    it first came from one of the linemen , cant recall which one but that was a week or 2 ahead of the others ....
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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by Fire Goodell View Post
    hopefully Watt isn't Bruce Jenner and ends up getting his richard cut off

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    Jon snow is Juju. He's the guy who's not the best swordsman or leader, but still good at both. He was the bastard nobody wanted in rd. 2 until he proved he was a badass. Everybody loves him cause hes charismatic and not bad looking (no homo) He also turned down a hot porn star cause he's not stupid either (Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre lmao)

    Shazier as Bran LOL terrible man, but I admit I had to chuckle. But hey Bran ends up being the most powerful Stark of all, maybe Shaz someday becomes some legendary defensive coach

    TJ is not Reek. No way. If anyone is Reek, it’s AB... which means that Drew Rosenhaus is Ramsey (because, he turned Theon into Reek).

    Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre.

    The key to everything (winning vs. losing, the future of the Steelers/Westeros) lies in the lap of Bran/Shazier. Nice!!!

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by teegre View Post
    TJ is not Reek. No way. If anyone is Reek, it’s AB... which means that Drew Rosenhaus is Ramsey (because, he turned Theon into Reek).

    Mia Khalifa as Mellisandre.

    The key to everything (winning vs. losing, the future of the Steelers/Westeros) lies in the lap of Bran/Shazier. Nice!!!
    Reek could be Bud Dupree. The guy who everyone wrote off as being a wimp with no manhood, but finds it late in the storyline. Despite that, people still write him off because of his history Reek can't be AB cause AB is too badass

    AB is Oberyn. Possibly the best fighter in the whole story but ends up getting killed due to his own hubris. Before then, everybody loved him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire Goodell View Post
    Reek could be Bud Dupree. The guy who everyone wrote off as being a wimp with no manhood, but finds it late in the storyline. Despite that, people still write him off because of his history Reek can't be AB cause AB is too badass

    AB is Oberyn. Possibly the best fighter in the whole story but ends up getting killed due to his own hubris. Before then, everybody loved him.
    Beautiful!!!

    Just when Dupree has garnered the affection of Steelers fans (The return of Theon!!!)... he jumps overboard (Why, Reek, whyyyy!?!).

    AB = Oberyn GENIUS He is everyone’s favorite character/player. He is kicking the crap out of The Mountain. Then, he starts posting crap on Twitter. WTF!?! Just catch TDs... it’s simple. What are you doing... oh no... no, no, no...

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    I think this all means that Dupree WILL play on the 5th year option - What is dead may never die. But rises again, harder and stronger!

    And what all Steelers fans are waiting for is Daenerys - a powerful warrior (ILB)who arrives from distant shores (Big $$ FA signing) able roam from one end of the kingdom to the other (sideline to sideline) setting things right and providing decisive leadership in a time of crisis (DRAMA!). Unfortunately, the salary cap may mean we get more of the same -- Rickon Stark (Jon Bostic).

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Was watching a replay of Super Bowl XLIII Over the weekend and then watching the AAF we thought we heard Greg Lloyd Jr (Was actually Greg Ward JR) but my kids asked who Greg Lloyd was, told them about Lloyd and Greene who they remember seeing on SB replays, Harrison and Woolley, Porter and Haggans and my kids asked who the “mean guy” was on the Steelers now...between Watt and Dupree and I said nether really...they said maybe that’s why the defense is bad.

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by Dwinsgames View Post
    it first came from one of the linemen , cant recall which one but that was a week or 2 ahead of the others ....
    I recall Jesse James got there first the day after the season ended, which was a pretty aggressive statement for a free agent who might like to return

    “Ah man, we are — Kardashians. We have, I mean, we’re something,” James said. "It’s Le’Veon Bell issues, you have more stuff popping up weekly, Jeremy Fowler’s reporting stuff about Le’Veon every other week. There’s just people calling people out.

    “We were in the front of the ticker on ESPN too much for just reasons that weren’t related to football and not for us playing great ball. It was more distractions."

    https://www.pennlive.com/steelers/20...with-team.html

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by AtlantaDan View Post
    I recall Jesse James got there first the day after the season ended, which was a pretty aggressive statement for a free agent who might like to return

    “Ah man, we are — Kardashians. We have, I mean, we’re something,” James said. "It’s Le’Veon Bell issues, you have more stuff popping up weekly, Jeremy Fowler’s reporting stuff about Le’Veon every other week. There’s just people calling people out.

    “We were in the front of the ticker on ESPN too much for just reasons that weren’t related to football and not for us playing great ball. It was more distractions."

    https://www.pennlive.com/steelers/20...with-team.html
    Ha ha. I forgot The Outlaw got there first!




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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    AB = Oberyn GENIUS He is everyone’s favorite character/player. He is kicking the crap out of The Mountain. Then, he starts posting crap on Twitter. WTF!?! Just catch TDs... it’s simple. What are you doing... oh no... no, no, no...
    Just kill him already...but nooooo..."you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children...........you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children..........."


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    BTW, Bill Bellichick is the Night King and the Patriots are Army of the Dead

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    Le'Veon Bell is actually Bronn. One of the best guys you can have on your team, but if you can afford him. If someone else bids higher, or he sees a greener pasture, he's gone. Also, if there's a good chance he might get injured or lose a duel, then he'll be like sorry man

    Markus Wheaton is Jamie Lannister. Young and promising until he lost a finger

    The Cleveland Browns are the Freys. The house everyone kinda looks down on and makes fun of, but helps us out (easy 2 wins a year), but when we need them the most, they stab us in the back and lose a game that'd put us in the playoffs The red wedding was their loss to the Ravens

    Mason Rudolph is Gendry, someone who was popular early in the series then disappeared. But may make a comeback in the final season and be a pivotal character?

    The Patriots are the unsullied. The best, most skilled fighting force in the land, but you have to give up your manhood to be a part of the team
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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by st33lersguy View Post
    BTW, Bill Bellichick is the Night King and the Patriots are Army of the Dead
    I thought Bill is Walter White and Tom Brady is Jesse. Oops never mind wrong show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimHarbaugh'ssoakedtissue View Post
    I thought Bill is Walter White and Tom Brady is Jesse. Oops never mind wrong show.
    Bellichick is definitely gus fring. "Well, get back to work"

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    Quote Originally Posted by st33lersguy View Post
    Bellichick is definitely gus fring. "Well, get back to work"
    Haha Gus does sound like BB.

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    this game basically sums up the last 10 years

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idx5wsH6Fys

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    These Game of Thrones comparisons are great

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    Quote Originally Posted by vasteeler View Post
    These Game of Thrones comparisons are great
    Indeed, it's also a good way to dodge Steeler reality.
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    the easiest person to fool."

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    Quote Originally Posted by vasteeler View Post
    These Game of Thrones comparisons are great
    I can't wait for The Jersey Shore comparison. AB is Snooki, Bell is Mike The Situation and etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stillers4me View Post
    Just kill him already...but nooooo..."you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children...........you raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children..........."
    Every time I see a replay of that scene, I’m convinced that the outcome will be different this time.

    “This time, Oberyn will NOT monologue; he will finish off The Mountain... puppies & rainbows will -wait- what is he doing... no, just kill him... no, no, no, no, no... not again!!!”

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    Re: J.J. Watt compares the Steelers to the Kardashians

    I woulda stabbed him in the dils with my spear and let him bleed out, while grabbing another glass of wine if i was oberyn

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