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    Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    From bad to worse: The Browns now have gone from torturing us to taunting us.

    They are saying, “We can be as bad as we want to be. And the more you complain about it, we’re going to be even badder. Just watch.”


    How else to explain the latest chapters in their book How To Drive a Football Franchise Into The Ground?

    You want Carson Wentz? Naw, we’re going to trade that pick.

    You want Deshaun Watson? Nope, we’re going to trade that pick.

    What do you think of Brock Osweiler? Too bad, we’re trading for him.

    Those three transactions alone would constitute fireable offenses with most reputable organizations. But in the span of 24 hours, the Browns actually out-did themselves with two more demonstrations of incomprehensible incompetence.

    First, they were asleep at the switch when Bill Belichick, in a rare state of desperation, finally made Jimmy Garoppolo available in trade and the Browns watched him dealt to the San Francisco 49ers for the discount price of a second-round pick.

    Then they over-reacted and agreed to a ridiculous price for Cincinnati’s AJ McCarron – second- and third-round picks -- only to botch that trade by missing the league deadline for signed paperwork.

    “It’s like setting up for a game-winning field goal, and you let the clock run down to five, four, three … and then you call timeout after the clock runs out,” said a league source familiar with what happened.


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    Cleveland gonna Cleveland

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    The Browns not understand that the quality (Julio Jones, Wentz and Watson) is more important than the quantity!

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    It will take them 100 years to lift the curse of Byner.

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    Another fun fact on how horrible the Browns have become

    Did you know Johnny Manziel was the last Cleveland Browns quarterback to win a football game on a Sunday (Dec. 13, 2015)?

    http://jeffschultz.blog.myajc.com/20...ad-is-too-fat/

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    They could make a comedy series based on what the Browns have done

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    Perhaps they need a new logo...

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon has decided to come clean about what led to his two-and-a-half-year absence from the NFL. In a sobering interview with GQ, Gordon admitted that he used to get drunk or high before pretty much every game that he played in during his first three seasons with the Browns. ...

    The Browns wide receiver also added that he would smoke weed with "a bunch of guys" on the team before each game.

    "But we're not talking about them," Gordon said.

    https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/j...y-browns-game/

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    Re: Browns comedy of errors turning franchise into Shakespearean tragedy

    Quote Originally Posted by polamalubeast View Post
    More likely epic chokejob in the 2021 AFC Championship game. Knowing how cursed that franchise is, if they ever become a consistent playoff team and Super Bowl contender, they'll just choke at the worst possible time and deliver pain to their fans in the playoffs

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