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    Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Mr. Wonderful is a moron who happens to be very good at playing football or a quack trying to peddle his "TB12" electrolyte drops

    Tom Brady, the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports, has a book out now that features approximately four million words about water, and water consumption, and different types of water, and how water can protect you from the sun....

    What is weird is that Brady 1) differentiates between a bunch of different types of water, 2) wants you to add his quack-ish TB12 electrolyte drops into your drinks, and 3) thinks he gets fewer sunburns because of all the water he drinks.

    "When I was growing up, and playing outside in the sun, I got sunburned a lot. I was a fair-skinned Irish boy, after all. These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink."

    http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks...nbu-1818625600

    Props to Belichick for this observation


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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    What happened to sunscreen?

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Clearly it's the water.

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Quote Originally Posted by AtlantaDan View Post
    Mr. Wonderful is a moron who happens to be very good at playing football or a quack trying to peddle his "TB12" electrolyte drops

    Tom Brady, the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports, has a book out now that features approximately four million words about water, and water consumption, and different types of water, and how water can protect you from the sun....

    What is weird is that Brady 1) differentiates between a bunch of different types of water, 2) wants you to add his quack-ish TB12 electrolyte drops into your drinks, and 3) thinks he gets fewer sunburns because of all the water he drinks.

    "When I was growing up, and playing outside in the sun, I got sunburned a lot. I was a fair-skinned Irish boy, after all. These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink."

    http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks...nbu-1818625600

    Props to Belichick for this observation

    I live in Florida and frequent the beach. If you don't use sunscreen you will get burned. The amount of water consumed has nothing to do with protection from UV rays.

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    So what is it? I'm getting really confused here. I'm about to go outside and I don't know if I should lather up with sunscreen or hydrate with some cold water. Guess I'm just going to sit here on the couch until this thing gets figured out.

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Quote Originally Posted by Edman View Post
    What happened to sunscreen?
    Water based...

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    you are a Kenny Pickett enabler

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Quote Originally Posted by Born2Steel View Post
    So what is it? I'm getting really confused here. I'm about to go outside and I don't know if I should lather up with sunscreen or hydrate with some cold water. Guess I'm just going to sit here on the couch until this thing gets figured out.
    Drink the sunscreen and apply water to your skin. This covers all the bases.

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Quote Originally Posted by DesertSteel View Post
    Drink the sunscreen and apply water to your skin. This covers all the bases.
    To be safe make sure you drink only "TB12" sunscreen

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    One thing is for sure no Steelers fan will every drink the Brady Cool-Aid

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Expect the number of Patriots fans using sunscreen to plummet. "I DON'T NEED SUNSCREEN! BRADY TOLD ME ALL I NEEDED WAS WATER!"

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Bubba Brady.

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    No thanks, Tom. My family will be sticking to drinking Gatorade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlantaDan View Post
    Mr. Wonderful is a moron who happens to be very good at playing football or a quack trying to peddle his "TB12" electrolyte drops
    It's very cool of him to name his electrolyte drops after Terry Bradshaw. Got Terry's jersey number in there, too!

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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Steel View Post
    No thanks, Tom. My family will be sticking to drinking Gatorade.

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    It's very cool of him to name his electrolyte drops after Terry Bradshaw. Got Terry's jersey number in there, too!


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    Re: Tom Brady Thinks Drinking A Lot Of Water Prevents Sunburns

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    ....She'll make her way" ~ Natalie Merchant

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