The contract that Bell turned down... Wow!

[DesertSteel]

... and then to make it a true NFL analogy, she finishes cleaning her room and goes outside, and then sees her older brother's friends smoking dope in the alley, and says fuck that trampoline, I'm getting high! And then gets busted, but does the exact same thing the next day. Then wonders why nobody trusts her to go out in the alley and calls them out on Twitter.

That wasn't very nice turning our good friend teegre's daughter into a drug addict.

[smokin3000gt]

... and then to make it a true NFL analogy, she finishes cleaning her room and goes outside, and then sees her older brother's friends smoking dope in the alley, and says fuck that trampoline, I'm getting high! And then gets busted, but does the exact same thing the next day. Then wonders why nobody trusts her to go out in the alley and calls them out on Twitter.

poor Teegre... his daughter was doing so well until life in the fast lane...

[teegre]

UPDATE:
Looking into the crystal ball, my daughter will get a full scholarship to Pitt, and then, a few years later, right before the draft, this thread will resurface. Boom!!! ...twenty-six teams will pass on her, before the Dolphins finally pull the trigger.

[st33lersguy]

By "get rid of me" he probably means "doesn't break their salary cap trying to keep me at the ridiculous price tag I'm demanding"

[pczach]

UPDATE:
Looking into the crystal ball, my daughter will get a full scholarship to Pitt, and then, a few years later, right before the draft, this thread will resurface. Boom!!! ...twenty-six teams will pass on her, before the Dolphins finally pull the trigger.

Angrychair will be waiting......

[teegre]

Angrychair will be waiting......

This... made my day!!!

[pczach]

This... made my day!!!

Ahhhhhh.......memories.