Cancel the season; everyone playing for runner up status now.

[zulater]

Just saw the bad news on the ESPN scroll, no link available yet so sorry, but brace yourself, here's the tragic news. Everyone in the NFL will be playing for runner up status to the Ravens now. So the best a fellow AFC North divisional rival can hope for is a wildcard berth and an advancement to the AFC title game at Baltimore where imminent doom awaits. Anyway I can't spare your good day anymore, so here's the news. The Ravens are on the verge of signing Trent Richardson. Yes that Trent Richardson! So barring injury to TR it;s all over!


I'm sorry but I started laughing out loud when I saw it on the scroll and couldn't figure out the best way to break the news to the board. Ok come get me! I deserve it.

[86WARD]

Trent Richardson, Mike Wallace, That safety no one heard of until this season when the Chargers screwed him over for watching his daughter (or son) do some half-time shtick...Super Bowl bound! I'd have to agree...runner up status is the best outlook.

Is it going out on a limb to say the return of injured rookie Perriman will have more of an impact than Wallace?

[fansince'76]

Nuh-UH! DA PATS are gonna win it all, now that Bryant has been suspended!!!

Call it arrogance, but barring big injuries this makes the AFC a 1 team race. What a huge loss.
Broncos, Steelers, Bengals all getting worse.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-.../#post-4581568

And another one for the "slack-jawed idiots on other MBs" thread...

Yeah but why can't the Pats just hire whoever the wide receiver scout from Pittsburgh?

The only negative about this is if Coates or someone else steps up, we'll have to read that nonsense from people on this board. The Steelers run an offense idiots can run, that's why they have so many talented receivers.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-.../#post-4581567

And there you have it, folks - the real reason for the Steelers' offensive success. Has nothing to do with drafting or player development, it's all because they run an offensive scheme for simpletons!

Never minding that "Gronk" is about as fucking stupid as they come. That dude is literally a real-life "Woody Boyd" from Cheers on steroids.

[Mojouw]

Nuh-UH! DA PATS are gonna win it all, now that Bryant has been suspended!!!



http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-.../#post-4581568

And another one for the "slack-jawed idiots on other MBs" thread...



http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-.../#post-4581567

And there you have it, folks - the real reason for the Steelers' offensive success. Has nothing to do with drafting or player development, it's all because they run an offensive scheme for simpletons!

Never minding that "Gronk" is about as fucking stupid as they come. That dude is literally a real-life "Woody Boyd" from Cheers on steroids.

Shut your mouth! Gronk is the most adorable meathead frat boy stereotype to ever play in the NFL. Plus he is immune to head trauma because he already has an IQ of like 35.

[fansince'76]

Shut your mouth! Gronk is the most adorable meathead frat boy stereotype to ever play in the NFL. Plus he is immune to head trauma because he already has an IQ of like 35.

Not to mention a skull made of granite...

[polamalubeast]

Seriously, I think the Ravens could surprise in 2016.The Ravens rarely have two bad seasons in a row.

[Mojouw]

Not to mention a skull made of granite...

It is all the rocks inside of it. I like how his response to "breaking down the play" he scored on in the playoffs this year was "Get the MF open!".

Deep thinker, that one.

[hawaiiansteeler]

[zulater]

So no one is trembling in fear at the prospect of facing Trent Richardson? I mean here we thought we were rid of him when he was traded out of division to the Colts, now back to seeing him twice a year!


I kill myself.