"If I could start my life all over again,
I would be a professional football player,
and you damn well better believe that the Bengals suck."
~ Jack Lambert ~
"If I could start my life all over again,
I would be a professional football player,
and you damn well better believe that the Bengals suck."
~ Jack Lambert ~
We shall take it in the end, we shall poop in pants,
we shall suck on our knees with devotion,
we shall suck with withering confidence and growing stink in the air,
we shall surrender our stadium, to Steeler fans with Terrible Towels,
we shall suck on the benches,
we shall suck on the passing downs,
we shall suck in Heinz Field and in our cleats,
we shall suck in jail cells,
we shall ALWAYS surrender!
And even if, which I do not for a moment disbelieve, this team or a large part of it were incarcerated and starving for a W, then our fans beyond the railings, harmed and bombarded by the Steel Curtain, would give up the struggle, until, in Goodell's time, the NFL, with all it's power and wealth, steps forth to the rescue and the retraction of the Bungles. (Winston Churchill)
Last edited by BuddhaBus; 06-05-2010 at 09:38 AM.
Bungholes suck just like they always have.
There's ownership of threads now? Cool beans. I'll start putting up my Psycho Ward 86 flags up wherever i go!
Another day has come and gone and one thing remains the same the Bungholes suck.
One of the original scripts from the movie Armageddon:
Charles "Chick" Chapple: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry Stamper: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick "Chick" Chapple: Yep, but he wasn't very good, he sucked almost as bad as the bengals!
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Message to Bungle fans:
"I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Steeler folk with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my Terrible Towel at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!"
YOU SUCK!!!
As Bill Clinton once said, I did not have any sexual relations with the Bengals, cause they suck.
I went over to a Bengals forum just to see what they were saying and I found out that they still and will always suck.
This just in: The FIFA referee who disallowed the US's game winning goal against Slovenia has just issued a statement. It reads, "On that particular play I was forced to blow the whistle and stop play because I could not stop thinking about how badly the Bengals suck."
The 2010 NFL preseason has begun.
And it has been confirmed, the Bengals still suck.
Hey Bungals....YOU SUCK!
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We know that the Bungholes suck year around but it is almost time for some regular season football and now they really suck.
I know I'm a little late to the party, but it was because the Bengals suck.
When asked postgame why the Browns were able to win today Mangini said "because the Bengals suck."
After a long, lengthy workout I jumped on the scale. It said that the Bengals suck.
Last edited by Lambert_Loonie; 10-07-2010 at 07:11 AM.
You don't have to agree with me, but I do recomend it.
The self implosion and realization that they suck, almost takes the fun out of this thread....but, I digress:
THE BUNGALS SUCK!
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I had forgot about this thread but I did remember that the Bungholes suck.
"Crazy?" Owens responded when asked what it was like to play in Sunday's crazy game. "What's crazy is the fact that we're just terrible. That's just plain and simple. When I say we, that's me included. Let me look you in the eyes and emphasize -- we are terrible. Terrible. I have no answers for you. I have no sound bytes for you. All I know is, right now, the Bengals suck."
We all know the Bungles SUCK, but after last night's drubbing at the hands of the J-E-T-S, it was confirmed.
CANCER - YOU PICKED THE WRONG BITCH!!!
Another good lose for the Bungholes.
Wow, just when you thought the bungals couldn't find another way to SUCk, they SUCK!
Go figure. I think the only thing that could make it better for them is if they brought in Farve, then the level of suckitude would be unimaginable.
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We will see again this week just how bad the Bungholes still suck.