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    "If I could start my life all over again,
    I would be a professional football player,
    and you damn well better believe that the Bengals suck."

    ~ Jack Lambert ~


    "We donít need to slay the dragon, we need to be the dragon."



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    We shall take it in the end, we shall poop in pants,
    we shall suck on our knees with devotion,
    we shall suck with withering confidence and growing stink in the air,
    we shall surrender our stadium, to Steeler fans with Terrible Towels,
    we shall suck on the benches,
    we shall suck on the passing downs,
    we shall suck in Heinz Field and in our cleats,
    we shall suck in jail cells,
    we shall ALWAYS surrender!
    And even if, which I do not for a moment disbelieve, this team or a large part of it were incarcerated and starving for a W, then our fans beyond the railings, harmed and bombarded by the Steel Curtain, would give up the struggle, until, in Goodell's time, the NFL, with all it's power and wealth, steps forth to the rescue and the retraction of the Bungles. (Winston Churchill)
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    Bungholes suck just like they always have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steeldevil View Post
    The Bengals suck soooo bad.... that they made you forget that it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor and not the Germans
    The Bungals suck so bad they made you forget one of the classic movie lines of all time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    The Bungals suck so bad they made you forget one of the classic movie lines of all time
    How did I not think about Bluto from Animal House....

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    Quote Originally Posted by steeldevil View Post
    How did I not think about Bluto from Animal House....
    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuddhaBus View Post
    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
    Sayeth Roger Goodell to Ben.

    And he added, "The Bengals suck."
    Last edited by stillers4me; 06-06-2010 at 11:49 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stillers4me View Post
    Sayeth Roger Goodell to Ben.

    And he added, "The Bengals suck."
    Fits perfectly!

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    There's ownership of threads now? Cool beans. I'll start putting up my Psycho Ward 86 flags up wherever i go!

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    Another day has come and gone and one thing remains the same the Bungholes suck.

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    One of the original scripts from the movie Armageddon:

    Charles "Chick" Chapple: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
    Harry Stamper: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
    Chick "Chick" Chapple: Yep, but he wasn't very good, he sucked almost as bad as the bengals!


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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Message to Bungle fans:
    "I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Steeler folk with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my Terrible Towel at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!"


    YOU SUCK!!!

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    As Bill Clinton once said, I did not have any sexual relations with the Bengals, cause they suck.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    I went over to a Bengals forum just to see what they were saying and I found out that they still and will always suck.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    This just in: The FIFA referee who disallowed the US's game winning goal against Slovenia has just issued a statement. It reads, "On that particular play I was forced to blow the whistle and stop play because I could not stop thinking about how badly the Bengals suck."

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    The 2010 NFL preseason has begun.

    And it has been confirmed, the Bengals still suck.


    "We donít need to slay the dragon, we need to be the dragon."



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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Hey Bungals....YOU SUCK!


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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    We know that the Bungholes suck year around but it is almost time for some regular season football and now they really suck.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    I know I'm a little late to the party, but it was because the Bengals suck.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lambert_Loonie View Post
    I know I'm a little late to the party, but it was because the Bengals suck.
    Better late than never!

    The Bengals still suck.


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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Quote Originally Posted by stillers4me View Post
    Better late than never!

    The Bengals still suck.
    My 1 year old son just said his first words , he said " Bengals Suck "

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    When asked postgame why the Browns were able to win today Mangini said "because the Bengals suck."

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    After a long, lengthy workout I jumped on the scale. It said that the Bengals suck.
    Last edited by Lambert_Loonie; 10-07-2010 at 07:11 AM.

    You don't have to agree with me, but I do recomend it.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    The self implosion and realization that they suck, almost takes the fun out of this thread....but, I digress:

    THE BUNGALS SUCK!


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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    I had forgot about this thread but I did remember that the Bungholes suck.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    "Crazy?" Owens responded when asked what it was like to play in Sunday's crazy game. "What's crazy is the fact that we're just terrible. That's just plain and simple. When I say we, that's me included. Let me look you in the eyes and emphasize -- we are terrible. Terrible. I have no answers for you. I have no sound bytes for you. All I know is, right now, the Bengals suck."







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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    We all know the Bungles SUCK, but after last night's drubbing at the hands of the J-E-T-S, it was confirmed.






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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Another good lose for the Bungholes.

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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    Wow, just when you thought the bungals couldn't find another way to SUCk, they SUCK!

    Go figure. I think the only thing that could make it better for them is if they brought in Farve, then the level of suckitude would be unimaginable.


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    Re: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered....

    We will see again this week just how bad the Bungholes still suck.

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