
Originally Posted by
steelreserve
Here's the interview I'd like to see with Tomlin:
Reporter: Why isn't Boykin getting any playing time?
MT: "We put the players on the field who give us the best chance to win."
Reporter: "Fuck you! Answer the question for real, assface!"
MT: "Good point. If you put it that way, I'll level with you. I just don't like the kid."
Reporter: "I knew it! Why do you suck at drafting so much?"
MT: "I can't really answer that."
Reporter: (reaches into trenchcoat) "See this? It's copies of the animal porn that you and the rest of the coaching staff are always looking at."
MT: "$#@%. Did Archer put you up to this?"
Reporter: "Afraid so."
MT: "That little cock. He's cut from the team. Cam Thomas too."
Reporter: "Good. So, does this mean Boykin is playing or not?"
MT: "No. Listen, I suck at cornerbacks. I just suck at them. Next draft I'm going to go smoke weed in Mexico for the week, and bring back Cowher to get some guys on defense. Will that make everyone happy?"
Reporter: "Damn right it will!" (throws dogshit at stage)
MT: "This interview is over."