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    A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

    Man walks into a bar, sees a pretty woman and strikes up a conversation, discovers she's a prostitute. He says, "I've never done this before but what the hell, how much for a hand job?" She says $500. He is appalled, "$500?! How is that possible?" She says, "Do you see that Mercedes outside? That's my Mercedes. I paid for it giving handjobs, I give the best hand jobs in the world. And they cost $500." "Fuck it! We only live once!"


    After the deed is done, he sits in bed only to realize that he had the best handjob in the world, that it was truly worth $500. He's so amazed that he says: "OK, I want a blow job, how much?" She replies, "$3000." "THREE THOUS... you've gotta be kidding!" To which she coolly replies, "Come here to the window, handsome. Do you see that mansion down the block? That's my mansion and I paid for it giving blowjobs. I give the best blowjobs in the world and they're $3000." Thinking about the amazing experience he just had, he decides to go for it.


    Ten minutes later, he is sitting in bed, mind blown... It was the most pleasure he's ever experienced and definitely worth every penny.
    Dazed, he utters "Enough of this, time for the real thing! I want some pussy, how much for some pussy?"
    "Do you see that luxury shopping mall down the street?" pulling him to the window.
    "Damn, you own that too?!"
    "No, but I would if I had a pussy!"
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    Re: A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

    Ew.

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    Re: A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

    "With love, with patience, and with Faith
    ....She'll make her way" ~ Natalie Merchant

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    Re: A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

    You're fucked up...lol.


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    Re: A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

    Lmao GB

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