To the tune of Gilligan's Isle.
Just sit right back and you'll read a tale,
A tale of Fan Since Seven Six
That started on the other board
from pow'r ranks affixed.
The Mod was a mighty Steeler' fan,
His team was brave and sure,
forty-six men dressed on Sunday
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour,
Pow'r rankings started getting rough
BCS spots were lost,
If not for the monitor and its worth,
the screen would've been tossed, the screen would've been tossed.
The newest list to abhore is now on ESPN isle,
With seahawks one,
the Pats at two,
then the Packers and five more,
The Black and Gold,
are nine spots below,
FS's screen will sail a mile!