
Originally Posted by
steelreserve
Near as I can guess, this is it:
Keep drafting linebackers and linemen (except for nose tackle, of course).
In the middle rounds, select a random WR and a DE/OLB conversion project that isn't going to work and it's obvious from the first day of training camp.
Wait until rounds 4-5 to draft your one and only DB, who doesn't make the team.
Round 6 - Draft a defensive lineman for someone else's practice squad.
Round 7* - Take the obligatory useless fourth-string TE while you pass over several good punters and placekickers. For that, sign a punter you've never heard of for "competition" and then it turns out he can only kick the ball 20 yards.
*In alternating years, you are released from the TE obligation, so swap picks 6 and 7, and replace the TE with another player at a random position; the only requirement is that he doesn't make the team. Since we drafted a TE in round 7 last year, this is probably what we'll do.