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    Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
    The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
    Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
    Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
    Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."







    CANCER - YOU PICKED THE WRONG BITCH!!!

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    OHHHHHHH, that's just not nice. But it is funny!

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    For those i love i will sacrifice.

    Si ventus non est, remiga

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    You been spyin' on me HTG?

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    Story of my life

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    Thanks for sharing that it is a funny one.

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    LMAO good one

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    that made me chuckle... good one.

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