Those of you who are regulars know how much I hate the ever-present "Touchdown-commercial-kickoff-another-commercial" sequence that seems to happen at least once every game. Well, tonight we possibly had the grand champion of all time. When the Ravens scored their first touchdown, we had the following sequence:
1st and 3 at PIT 3 - (1:11) J.Forsett right guard to PIT 2 for 1 yard (J.Jones).
2nd and 2 at PIT 2 - Timeout BAL
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2nd and 2 at PIT 2 - (:32) J.Flacco pass short left to O.Daniels for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN. J.Tucker extra point is GOOD.
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J.Tucker kicks 65 yards from BLT 35 to end zone, Touchback.
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1st and 10 at PIT 20 (:27) (Shotgun) B.Roethlisberger pass short left to M.Wheaton to PIT 21 for 1 yard (J.Smith; M.Elam). End of quarter.
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Yup, a total of two live plays with four sets of commercials. I didn't time it because I don't have OCD or anything, but it had to be close to 10 minutes. Not even an injury or an officials' timeout or anything wrong - just ALLLLLLLL for the cash. This is why Goodell is awesome for increasing league revenues.
Another thing I noticed - no kickoff returns at all, except for one that we ran out of the end zone in desperation at the very end of the game. Goodell may need his slacks dry-cleaned over that, but I'm afraid it doesn't actually do much to promote player safety. If you play professional football, you have probably been violently knocked to the ground somewhere between 50,000 and 100,000 times in your life, and I'm sorry, but getting rid of the kickoff in pro games is not going to move the needle. Ruining the product for cover-your-ass window dressing, as always. Someone please get this complete moron out of there.