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    WARNING! This joke is horrible

    The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
    The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
    Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
    "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
    The trooper handed Wilkens a large bag and continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
    Stunned, Mr. Wilkensdemanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
    The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

    it's also pretty damn funny, HA!

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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    That is so wrong! Hahaha!

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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    Horrible? Or the BEST JOKE EVER??
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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    I thnk COlbert and Tomlin just trumped your horrible joke with the signing of Matt Spaeth...

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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?

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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    Quote Originally Posted by starc View Post
    I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?

    Ummmmm.........what?




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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    Quote Originally Posted by starc View Post
    I think there is nothing horrible in this joke, as was warned the title. Infect I find it little interested, but unable to conclude it yet. So, anyone would help me understand that. . .?


    Quote Originally Posted by Hindes204 View Post
    Ummmmm.........what?

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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    I think english is a second language for Starc. Like polamalubeast.


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    Re: WARNING! This joke is horrible

    Quote Originally Posted by 43Hitman View Post
    I think english is a second language for Starc. Like polamalubeast.
    Understood.

    Starc, what I meant by "horrible" was "in poor taste....but funny."

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