There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning.


When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the
cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."



Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registrypeople
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.



When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to my credit card.



I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.



They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!